Grusome, needs to be spoken in jockanese

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  1. The Black watch have been given the freedom of the city of aberdeen, and were told to go out in full ceremonial dress (kilt, ect,etc).

    any way the RSM of the black watch is having a a quick tennants when a young lass comes up to him and says, ''excuse me but I've been told that you dont wear anything under your kilt?
    Is this true'' she asks.

    Well lassie says the RSM, but your hand up and see fer yerself.

    This she does and says '' ohhh thats grusome.

    To which the RSM replies''Aye lassie, and if you put yer hand up there again it'll grusome more''