grumpy old...soldiers

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by oscar1whisky, Oct 17, 2007.

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  1. in the style of the "grumpy old men/women" books and tv shows: why is it that in a country where the temperature rarely exceeds 15 degrees, my shower has 9 settings, 7 of which are variants of cold? :?
     
  2. you've got the wromg end of the stick,ari. you're supposed to come up with other examples of the great imponderables of life, not try to explain them :roll: , so try again....eg..why do all roads in france have distance markers to paris? is it to help the next visit by the panzer divisions, 'cos i'm sure they know the way by now :idea:
     
  3. Also, why do all roads that lead off German autobahns lead to Ausfart :?

    I have still not found the flippin' place :x
     
  4. Why is it that my house is so well insulated it's like a sweat box in July and August, and the biggest threat to the planet is global warming??
     
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Why can't I get porn on RTL anymore?
     
  6. Why do I have to live in a country full of slack-jawed, vacant eyed youths and drug addicts? One of life's imponderables I know.
     
  7. Whyt don't Blue Peter presenters go topless?
     
  8. What like John Noakes and Peter Perves?

    You sick fcuk!!
     
  9. It's twinned with Uit in Belgium :D
     
  10. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Belgium is one of life's imponderables, it always begs the question why?
     
  11. Why Wasps ?, what the feck do they do :pissedoff: :pissedoff: :pissedoff:

    bobc..................................
     
  12. Belgium, is like Poland in many respects. A fair size, relatively flat. A perfect staging area for any world domination plan by ze Germanz. East or Vest :)
     
  13. How do you get teflon to stick to the pan?

    Why is ther only one monopolies commission?

    Why are they called Socialist WORKERS?
     
  14. How does a thermosflask know whether to keep it's contents hot or cold? :)