grumpy old...soldiers

#2
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#3
Aristander said:
oscar1whisky said:
in the style of the "grumpy old men/women" books and tv shows: why is it that in a country where the temperature rarely exceeds 15 degrees, my shower has 9 settings, 7 of which are variants of cold? :?
Don't get me started :twisted: I think you have the "Unaccompanied Young Soldier Thermostat" :D
you've got the wromg end of the stick,ari. you're supposed to come up with other examples of the great imponderables of life, not try to explain them :roll: , so try again....eg..why do all roads in france have distance markers to paris? is it to help the next visit by the panzer divisions, 'cos i'm sure they know the way by now :idea:
 
#5
Why is it that my house is so well insulated it's like a sweat box in July and August, and the biggest threat to the planet is global warming??
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#6
Why can't I get porn on RTL anymore?
 
#7
Why do I have to live in a country full of slack-jawed, vacant eyed youths and drug addicts? One of life's imponderables I know.
 
#8
Whyt don't Blue Peter presenters go topless?
 
#9
smartascarrots said:
Whyt don't Blue Peter presenters go topless?
What like John Noakes and Peter Perves?

You sick fcuk!!
 
#11
Belgium is one of life's imponderables, it always begs the question why?
 
#13
Belgium, is like Poland in many respects. A fair size, relatively flat. A perfect staging area for any world domination plan by ze Germanz. East or Vest :)
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#16
If I have a headache, toothache, sore thumb and a bad back, how does the Ibrufen prioritise?
 

oldbaldy

LE
Moderator
#17
Why do the road signs say 'The North' even when your in Inverness?
 
#18
oscar1whisky said:
Aristander said:
oscar1whisky said:
in the style of the "grumpy old men/women" books and tv shows: why is it that in a country where the temperature rarely exceeds 15 degrees, my shower has 9 settings, 7 of which are variants of cold? :?
Don't get me started :twisted: I think you have the "Unaccompanied Young Soldier Thermostat" :D
you've got the wromg end of the stick,ari. you're supposed to come up with other examples of the great imponderables of life, not try to explain them :roll: , so try again....eg..why do all roads in france have distance markers to paris? is it to help the next visit by the panzer divisions, 'cos i'm sure they know the way by now :idea:
No it is why most of the roads have trees either side so the sun wont beat down on the advancing Germans looking for sunbeds
 
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