grr fcuking ranting civvy parents

#1
:evil:

just been bitched at all day saying how my aspirations to be a networking techy in the Sigs is shit and that i'll die, and that if I
join then, i'll get "cut off"(financially) and that ill no longer be their son.

fcuks sake!

all this from a bloke that was in CCF for 5 years and my commy loving liberal mother. apparently, all communication is "learning Morse code"
and ill come out without nothing.

cant fcuking argue, cant drive any points home as they just rant and biatch. :cry:

most pointless bitching sesh ever? 8O
 

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#2
If they love you, they'll support you. If they don't - fcuk 'em!
 
#3
Best of luck mate.

I'm in the same position with my old dear. I told her i was in the proccess of joining up, but she seems not to want to acknowledge this in the hope it will disapear.

Reminds me of the bury you head in the sand approcah to problem solving :D
 
#5
Mum knows best. You can ignore her if you must, but one day..... ;)
 
#7
Don't worry about getting cut off financially. You're going to get paid for 365 days a year, get fed and clothed and go on lots of exotic holidays. Wah!!!!

Gawd bless the army ;)
 
#8
probably not. tiz ok for her that i go and do the 6months national service shit in Greece (born there) but its not on to make a career with a professional employer

oh and, the army is full of bullies too ;)
 
#10
If my son/daughter joined the Signals I would disown the fcuker if that’s the limit of your aspirations then join Dixon you will get a snazzier uniform.
 
#13
My parents are giving me a bit of stick about joining, mostly about getting shot. But my grandparents are all for it. My grandad served 6 years (1940-1946 I think), and if it was good enough for him then it's good enough for me. Actually come to think of it my family has been serving in the British army for generations, it just skipped a generation thanks to my mum not being that way inclined.
 

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#14
v1n1984 said:
tiz my fault for leaving it as long as i have, im 21.
MOVE OUT NOW!!! You are old enough to make your own mind up. Loving parents should be proud of your choice of career. I don't hold with this my corps is better than yours sh1t - we're all one family - we even dress alike! Get out there and join up if that's what you want (and I mean REALLY want) to do.
 
#15
Rowums said:
My parents are giving me a bit of stick about joining, mostly about getting shot. But my grandparents are all for it. My grandad served 6 years (1940-1946 I think), and if it was good enough for him then it's good enough for me. Actually come to think of it my family has been serving in the British army for generations, it just skipped a generation thanks to my mum not being that way inclined.
Yes, must agree with your parents here. Don't take grandparents advice and get shot.

Tell parents about the excellent CBA that's issued, that should calm them.
 
#16
v1n1984 said:
tiz my fault for leaving it as long as i have, im 21.
21??? Man the fuck up and join you lily livered malingerer. My advice would be to shop your parents to the authorities for being dissenters and possible insurgents. That'll learn 'em.
 
#17
Lol, Flash ring up the anti-terorism hotline!

My parents tried to put me off joining the army currently they are trying to get me intrested in the RAF for some odd reason, my grandfather is telling how it was in the 1950's in Germany when they set fire to krautes and shot at Russians or so he says.
 
#18
v1n1984 said:
:evil:

just been bitched at all day saying how my aspirations to be a networking techy in the Sigs is s*** and that i'll die, and that if I
join then, i'll get "cut off"(financially) and that ill no longer be their son.

fcuks sake!

all this from a bloke that was in CCF for 5 years and my commy loving liberal mother. apparently, all communication is "learning Morse code"
and ill come out without nothing.

cant fcuking argue, cant drive any points home as they just rant and biatch. :cry:

most pointless bitching sesh ever? 8O
Why not just put a fcuking dress on and have done with it?

The first your parents should know about you joining up is when you return nine months after popping out for a pint of milk, with a skinhead an an altogether more exotic vocabulary.

As a punishment for their objection, I would also ensure that the living room furniture is reduced to matchwood on your first nights leave.

Hope this helps.
 
#19
CC,

As a connoisseur of the sport - would you recommend that it gets lagged before or after being smashed up?

msr
 
#20
If training has been completed to a satisfactory standard, mindless violence and involuntary urination/defecation should occur concurrently.
My preferred method is to wait till your old fella comes roaring down the stairs to see what the fcuk is going on, before displaying your semi-on and challenging him to a no-holds-barred p-iss joust.
 
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