Grown up toys for all occasions

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by clumpydump, May 31, 2007.

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  1. damn right its not worksafe wedgy, everyone in office thinks im even more of a devo now, oh well fcuk them!!
  2. WTF were you looking for when you found it?!
  3. well the recomendations speak for themselves dont they, clumpy you are a very sad man...

    Michael Barrymore says: "I always give my party guests a good Felch pumping before they go swimming in my pool"
  4. Yeah, this is all old hat, i have got one and regularly use it.

    It comes highly recomended. Top tip though, i find it is best placed up ones anus, just before the moment of impending crisis, of course this will highten sensitivty, for a greater orgasm.

    I'm not on my own you know.

  5. Well thats alright then because otherwise it would just be pervy.