Grow a tache....

The Tache is in decline win the UK Armed Forces

  • Too true, I miss those bushy halcion days

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  • Taches are so last season

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  • I'm female and I think they make men look more distinguished

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  • I'm female and I'll give it a go myself

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  • Death to the tache long live the razor

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#1
Having seen the decline of the Moustache in the UK armed forces over the past fifteen years (was a pad brat before joining the TA) I feel its time for a comeback...

I was recently informed of a charity 'tache growing scheme and will attempt to help out the aforementioned charity to the best of my ability,

Point to note, whatever you or anyone else says I will NOT be sporting one akin to these chaps....



Ahem. :?

Go on get that tache growing and support a charity while you're at it...

For more info go to ... http://www.tacheback.com/

Go on even Grant Mitchell's at it!
 
#3
Unfortunately, Mrs G3 is not keen on the tache. I started to re grow one whilst out in Oman. Trouble was I kept chopping the edges off whilst shaving out of habit. It was either have a tache like Mr Ee-by-gum (Mugabe to non Private Eye readers) or give up. I gave up.
 
#4
but who wants to look like a pouf or a para nco ?the only type of people who think taches are cool .
 
#6
Woody I am neither a Puff nor a Para. My moustache has graced my upper lip for more than 30 years, sometimes walrus like (excellent for savouring Guiness sometime after the event) nowadays (on the orders of Mrs 'Ayatollah' Mushroom) short and bristly.

Get yerself one.
 
#7
mushroom said:
Woody I am neither a Puff nor a Para. My moustache has graced my upper lip for more than 30 years, sometimes walrus like (excellent for savouring Guiness sometime after the event) nowadays (on the orders of Mrs 'Ayatollah' Mushroom) short and bristly.

Get yerself one.
That's the spirit! Have you visited the Tachback site some quality celeb tache pics!
 
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CombatBooBah said:
live in brighton way too risky to grow one even for a good cause :roll:
especially if you are a biker and have handle bar 'tache , you would look straight out of village people mmmm

o/ o/ o/" i said young man ! go there ! its fun to stay at the YMCA " o/ o/ da da da da :lol:
 
#13
Unlike the Flashy who has facial hair that would make Lemmy from
Motorhead look like he has a poor case of bum fluff above his top lip.







Heres a piccie of Flashy from the archives, basic training, 1931. Flashy is second from left.



Taches are great!
 
#14
Taches are useful. They feel really good when you're been rimmed by a bootie.
 
#15
just an update on woody is now trying and failing to grow a "war tache" now off somewhere hot and dry doe'snt look much like a para nco so that leaves just one other option :twisted:
 
#16
one of our recruits who has been in over a year now grew a little ginger hairy caterpillar on his lip not so long ago, he thought he looked ever so handsome. ..............oh boy did we take the p1ss!

caught the little b45tard smoking the other day, I'll have to give him some more press ups i think :?
 

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#18
I'm currently sporting something that wouldn't look out of place in the starting gate on a sunday afternoon.

Foreign climes, british empire and all that and apparently a macho hit with the locals to boot

Feed back from birds is, disgusting, mag to grid
Feed back from blokes, awsome chopper, didn't know you were a gwar with badger stripe

I will persevere for a while longer
 
#19
thegimp said:
I'm currently sporting something that wouldn't look out of place in the starting gate on a sunday afternoon.

Foreign climes, british empire and all that and apparently a macho hit with the locals to boot

Feed back from birds is, disgusting, mag to grid
Feed back from blokes, awsome chopper, didn't know you were a gwar with badger stripe

I will persevere for a while longer
I think you might have misunderstood the feedback from the blokes....

msr
 
#20
CombatBooBah said:
live in brighton way too risky to grow one even for a good cause :roll:
I think leather ARRSE-less chaps and a leather peaked cap with more chains than can sink a ship is also obligatory if you have a tache there.
 

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