Group Therapy

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  1. A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five
    young mothers and their small children.
    "You all have obsessions," he observed.

    To the first mother, Mary, he said: "You are obsessed with
    eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

    He turned to the second Mum, Ann: "Your obsession is with money.
    It manifests itself in your children's names, Penny, Goldie and Frank."

    He turned to the third Mum, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol.
    This too shows itself in your children's names: Brandy and Sherry. You even
    called the cat, "Whisky".

    He then turned to the fourth Mum June: "Your obsession is with flowers.
    Your girls are called Rose, Daphne & Poppy."

    At this point, the fifth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little
    boy by the hand and whispered: "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what
    he's talking about. Let's pick up Fanny and Willy and go home."