uncle_vanya
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Would they both like to see a Big Blue Wenner, and a vasectomy scar, as one will be a Jaffa.......!!
Would they both like to see a Big Blue Wenner, and a vasectomy scar, as one will be a Jaffa.......!!
Stop injecting heroin into your eyes you semi literate fucked up old ****.
And can any of you spot a photoshop ......
Christmas comes early for thousands of spotty teenage boys...
Thousands of spotty teenage boys come early fo Christmas...
does beaver fur have to be of a regimental lengths, like moustaches... must not droop below bottom line, or in this case kecks line....................
Eh?
Can we have a button between Like and Dislike that is for 'What the hell is uncle_vanya on about now?'
That's a "Countdown" reference isn't it?A mate of mine had a lucky escape years ago, he had a brief fling with Ms Vorderman. Sex by numbers and he said she was a right calculating b*tch.
Nah,Just stick him on ignore.
I can confirm she did.Shes that clever you could cum in her mouth and she'd tell you your sperm count
Shes that clever you could cum in her mouth and she'd tell you your sperm count
Tut,tut, Beefer. Don`t run yourself down so. You should at least give the bint a chance.At my age she'd only need the fingers of one hand to count on.