Group Captain Carol Vorderman

[uncle_vanya]

Would they both like to see a Big Blue Wenner, and a vasectomy scar, as one will be a Jaffa.......!!

 

[jimmys_best_mate]

Would they both like to see a Big Blue Wenner, and a vasectomy scar, as one will be a Jaffa.......!!

Stop injecting heroin into your eyes you semi literate fucked up old cunt.

 

[Roadster280]

Stop injecting heroin into your eyes you semi literate fucked up old ****.

Must you be so ambiguous? Say what you mean and have done with it, man.

I see Mr Youd's influence clearly has not left you

 

[Roadster280]

And can any of you spot a photoshop ......

Indeed it is. I feel utterly hoodwinked. And disappointed.

 

[Oddbod]

Christmas comes early for thousands of spotty teenage boys...

Surely you meant

Thousands of spotty teenage boys come early fo Christmas...

 

[whatnow?]

I'm wondering if ms vorderman would like to add wings to her cute suit ?

There are various colours available

 

[uncle_vanya]

does beaver fur have to be of a regimental lengths, like moustaches... must not droop below bottom line, or in this case kecks line....................

 

[Ritch]

does beaver fur have to be of a regimental lengths, like moustaches... must not droop below bottom line, or in this case kecks line....................

Eh?

Can we have a button between Like and Dislike that is for 'What the hell is uncle_vanya on about now?'

 

[JAD]

A mate of mine had a lucky escape years ago, he had a brief fling with Ms Vorderman. Sex by numbers and he said she was a right calculating b*tch.

 

[Mr_Fingerz]

Eh?

Can we have a button between Like and Dislike that is for 'What the hell is uncle_vanya on about now?'

Just stick him on ignore.

 

[Mr_Fingerz]

A mate of mine had a lucky escape years ago, he had a brief fling with Ms Vorderman. Sex by numbers and he said she was a right calculating b*tch.

That's a "Countdown" reference isn't it?

 

[JAD]

I thank you sir.

 

[kiwidoug]

Just stick him on ignore.

Nah,
it's too much fun trying to figure out what the mad b*stard is trying to say.

 

[seaweed]

It depends on whether Matron has been using her finger or a broom handle to deal with his impacted colon.

 

[uncle_vanya]

Hmm..... ??

 

[Anglesey red]

Shes that clever you could cum in her mouth and she'd tell you your sperm count

 

[AlienFTM]

Shes that clever you could cum in her mouth and she'd tell you your sperm count

I can confirm she did.

 

[beefer]

Shes that clever you could cum in her mouth and she'd tell you your sperm count

At my age she'd only need the fingers of one hand to count on.

 

[Muleteer]

At my age she'd only need the fingers of one hand to count on.

Tut,tut, Beefer. Don`t run yourself down so. You should at least give the bint a chance.