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Group Captain Carol Vorderman

Would they both like to see a Big Blue Wenner, and a vasectomy scar, as one will be a Jaffa.......!!
 
does beaver fur have to be of a regimental lengths, like moustaches... must not droop below bottom line, or in this case kecks line....................
 

Ritch

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does beaver fur have to be of a regimental lengths, like moustaches... must not droop below bottom line, or in this case kecks line....................

Eh?

Can we have a button between Like and Dislike that is for 'What the hell is uncle_vanya on about now?'
 

JAD

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A mate of mine had a lucky escape years ago, he had a brief fling with Ms Vorderman. Sex by numbers and he said she was a right calculating b*tch.
 

Mr_Fingerz

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Book Reviewer
Eh?

Can we have a button between Like and Dislike that is for 'What the hell is uncle_vanya on about now?'

Just stick him on ignore.
 

Mr_Fingerz

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Book Reviewer
A mate of mine had a lucky escape years ago, he had a brief fling with Ms Vorderman. Sex by numbers and he said she was a right calculating b*tch.
That's a "Countdown" reference isn't it?
 

seaweed

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Book Reviewer
RIP
It depends on whether Matron has been using her finger or a broom handle to deal with his impacted colon.
 
Hmm..... ??
 
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