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Grooming of the sack, how do you keep yours?

Grooming of the sack, how do you keep yours?

  • Nothing, let nature take its course, damn pretty boys

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  • Just a trim now and then, keep it sensible

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  • Shaven, as smooth as a babies bum

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Shaven, including 'stinky bridge'

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  • Shaven, including 'stinky bridge' and your arse

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#4
I find all this talk of Hairy Beanbags somewhat disturbing. Have we turned into Mens Fcuking Health?? What next, which Shave Balm? Lets grow up here, stop waffling on about pubic topiary and get back to the real issues, namely Special People jokes and abusing doomandgloom.
 
#5
g2_loony_bin said:
Around the base of The Right Honourable Member for My Underpants, and just trim the Jelly Bag with scissors. :D
I've said it before, just one little snip from being G2 Loopy Bint! What's wrong, wait too long for your gender reassignment 'Sharon'?

:p
 
#8
Personally I find the best way to keep it groomed is to give it the occasional battering with a well worn trainer to shake out any inhabitants and then a quick spray with Ainsley Hariots foaming oven cleaner.... Does the job well enough until SWMBO can get around to licking it sparkly again.


the_guru said:
I find all this talk of Hairy Beanbags somewhat disturbing. Have we turned into Mens Fcuking Health?? What next, which Shave Balm? Lets grow up here, stop waffling on about pubic topiary and get back to the real issues, namely Special People jokes and abusing doomandgloom.
Since you've mentioned Shaving and Mongs in the same post the thought occured to me ..How the feck would you go about shaving one (face not nutsack?) especially the std issue mong 20 stone of limited synaptic response with an inherent fear of sharp objects and a tendancy for dishing out a random pummeling?
 
#9
That is an interesting thought.....Do they shave themselves? Or does the council employ a mong razor man (or woman) to go round, ala Meals on Wheels, armed with nought more than a Mach 3 and a bottle of Hai Karate. Does it involve strapping down? I don't think they could pay me enough to do that job.
 
#10
Capt_Cuddlebunny said:
g2_loony_bin said:
Around the base of The Right Honourable Member for My Underpants, and just trim the Jelly Bag with scissors. :D
I've said it before, just one little snip from being G2 Loopy Bint! What's wrong, wait too long for your gender reassignment 'Sharon'?

:p
Capt Cuddlefcuk returns, go and have a pokeybumwank with the rest of your cadet mates. If your you're desperate for trannies you mk1 fcukwit then I suggest you go to thailand...

:boogie: watch cuddlefcuk dance at the prospect!
 
#11
Nivia cooling after shave balm is great, feels fuking awesome on a freshly graded pair. Good prelude in if your cracking your admin prior to a shag*.

Shit, should have put Immac back sack and crack on the list, Knew a couple of lads who crack that drill
 
#13
I havent voted because it's dog toffee but...

Grooming of the sack, how do you keep yours?
In a pickle jar by the bed, it cost me 354.00 euros to get them lopped off, imagine my other halfs suprise when they plopped out on his nose whilst he was having a good munch.
 

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