Groom Faints and Bride Drowns at Wedding

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by DANJANOU, Jun 23, 2010.

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  1. Yup they really know how to party in Bali. 8)

    ( reproduced with all the usual caveats)
  2. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Happens in Washwood Heath and Sparkbrook all the time mate.
  3. :D :D
  4. So what about countless generations of squaddies who have banged cows pigs and dogs?
  5. O.F.F.S. I thought the whole point of sha'gging cattle was that you didn't ever have to marry them!
  6. Have you seen the Missus?
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Not since I buried her!
  8. I thought this kind of act only took place in Shropshire!
  9. Take a look at some of the slappers from Harlesott and Monkmoor in Shrewsbury and even the local cows start to look attractive...

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  10. Any risk of CJD/ Mad Cows Disease?

    Speaking of which, has anything liked this happened here which is why what happened happened.
  11. One would hope the young man practised safe sex and wore an easily inhaled condom.

    As to the second question, it appears form the responses that you Brits seem to prefer common law cow shagging and/or one night stand animal love or those sanctified by whatever religious body you follow. 8)
  12. <considers defence of Salop and some inhabitants>
    <chews lip>

  14. Only since you got back to Brum. 8O