Groom Faints and Bride Drowns at Wedding

#1
Yup they really know how to party in Bali. 8)

Teenager Passes Out Marrying Cow He Had Sex With

A Balinese teenager caught in the act of intercourse with a cow passed out on Friday when he was forced to marry the animal in a ceremony witnessed by hundreds of curious onlookers.

As the Jakarta Globe reported earlier in the day, Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, was caught stark naked positioned behind the cow in a rice paddy field.

In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.

As part of a Pecaruan ritual, a ceremony to cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow, Alit was forced to “marry” the animal.

Alit, however, according to Detik.com, passed out surrounded by locals and police, who were attempting to prevent a number of journalists from covering the spectacle.

It is unclear whether or not he got to say “I do.”

Alit’s collapse prompted his mother to begin screaming hysterically, while other family members shouted at photographers not to take pictures.

“Poor kid. He’s actually a quiet kid,” said one villager.

As part of the ceremony, Alit’s victim and new bride was drowned in ocean.

Alit, on the other hand, was symbolically drowned and bathed on the beach.

“Only his clothes were thrown into the sea,” the villager said.

Village chief Ida Bagus Legawa declared that the village had been “cleansed” from the “defilement from the incident.”
( reproduced with all the usual caveats)

http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/national/teenager-passes-out-marrying-cow-he-had-sex-with/380095
 
#3
LancePrivateJones said:
Happens in Washwood Heath and Sparkbrook all the time mate.
:D :D
 
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Fablonbiffchit

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#4
So what about countless generations of squaddies who have banged cows pigs and dogs?
 

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#7
Outstanding said:
cernunnos said:
O.F.F.S. I thought the whole point of sha'gging cattle was that you didn't ever have to marry them!
Have you seen the Missus?
Not since I buried her!
 
#8
LancePrivateJones said:
Happens in Washwood Heath and Sparkbrook all the time mate.
I thought this kind of act only took place in Shropshire!
 
#9
Twizzlelehope said:
LancePrivateJones said:
Happens in Washwood Heath and Sparkbrook all the time mate.
I thought this kind of act only took place in Shropshire!
Take a look at some of the slappers from Harlesott and Monkmoor in Shrewsbury and even the local cows start to look attractive...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Rodney2q
 
#11
Raven2008 said:
Any risk of CJD/ Mad Cows Disease?

Speaking of which, has anything liked this happened here which is why what happened happened.
One would hope the young man practised safe sex and wore an easily inhaled condom.

As to the second question, it appears form the responses that you Brits seem to prefer common law cow shagging and/or one night stand animal love or those sanctified by whatever religious body you follow. 8)
 
#12
Rodney2q said:
Twizzlelehope said:
LancePrivateJones said:
Happens in Washwood Heath and Sparkbrook all the time mate.
I thought this kind of act only took place in Shropshire!
Take a look at some of the slappers from Harlesott and Monkmoor in Shrewsbury and even the local cows start to look attractive...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Rodney2q
<considers defence of Salop and some inhabitants>
<chews lip>

<folds>
 
#13
PE4rocks said:
Rodney2q said:
Twizzlelehope said:
LancePrivateJones said:
Happens in Washwood Heath and Sparkbrook all the time mate.
I thought this kind of act only took place in Shropshire!
Take a look at some of the slappers from Harlesott and Monkmoor in Shrewsbury and even the local cows start to look attractive...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Rodney2q
<considers defence of Salop and some inhabitants>
<chews lip>

<folds>

Considers old man's PE4Rocks Oswestry withdrawal and thinks in for a penny in for a pound and declare I'm quite happy to bash the back doors in of a couple of munters from Copthorne.

The hospital that is, no cows there.
 
#14
LancePrivateJones said:
Happens in Washwood Heath and Sparkbrook all the time mate.
Only since you got back to Brum. 8O
 

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