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Greta Thunberg......

aardvark64

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There's a derogatory nickname she's got and I've seen it on Arrse. I can't for the life of me remember what or where it is. It's doing my head in.
Here are some:
Scoldilocks
Greta Funbags
Greta Fatberg


... and one for ScaleyArbereto:
Great Thunder-thighs
 
Well, it's official. She has now attained the status of holy prophet and no image of her may be depicted or displayed.


Let the fatwah commence!
 
Well, it's official. She has now attained the status of holy prophet and no image of her may be depicted or displayed.


Let the fatwah commence!

So she's a black slave owning paedo walt or did you mean another holy prophet?
 

Tool

LE
So, nobody can rag her because she's a 17-year old with autism, but we have to take her views seriously even though she's an autistic 17-year old?
They had one of the co-founders of Spitting Image on Aunty Beeb recently. If I understand it correctly, she's in the show because he thinks there will be years' worth of comedy value in having a puppet of her. I guess, also, that this menas someone else is pulling her strings.
 
They had one of the co-founders of Spitting Image on Aunty Beeb recently. If I understand it correctly, she's in the show because he thinks there will be years' worth of comedy value in having a puppet of her. I guess, also, that this menas someone else is pulling her strings.

That's not the only kind of puppet...
 
So, nobody can rag her because she's a 17-year old with autism, but we have to take her views seriously even though she's an autistic 17-year old?

Quite, anyone would think her parents are abusing her to weaponise her and make their arguments non debateable because of their autistic child

But of course they'd never do that would they, it must be false the woke media told me so
 
So, the Norwegian Nobel Committee has awarded the 2020 Nobel Peace Prize to the World Food Programme for its efforts to combat hunger and to prevent it being used as a weapon of war. They did not give it to Greta Thunberg, one of the favourites. This is quite right, too, since she did not deserve it.


"Now you've stolen my present!"
 

"Now you've stolen my present!"

No no no Komrade! You cannot promote this common sense article to the world! The people cannot find out about these things or else the socialist agenda being forced upon people will be seen for the Marxist dystopia it is!
 

"Now you've stolen my present!"
It was just old people being jelous. They weren't happy with just stealing her future, now the rotters have stolen her award!
 
I noticed a while back that "Greta Thunberg" is an anagram of "that green grub" & "bugger that 'ern" !!
Just in case anyone was wondering :)
Do you bridge as well?
 

"Now you've stolen my present!"

How DARE they, how very dare they
 

MoleBath

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Step 1 declare her a saint.

Step 2 see Joan of Arc (TIP: order dry kindling wood in advance)_

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