Greenpeace Sex Guide

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Blue_On_You, Oct 17, 2008.

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  1. Whilst searching for midget porn I found these helpful hints on their website. (

    Now, far from dismissing this as self-righteous, patronising, arrogant and infantile, I leave it to my fellow arrsers to assert as to whether there are any salient points to be gleaned from these handy tips.
  2. Well, number 10's right out for a start.

    And weedkiller on your bare arrse? Just the thing to revive a jaded sexual palete.

    If you need me I'll be in the shed...
  3. Eco warriors with a sense of humour? Now there's a first. Tongue lodged firmly in cheek there I feel...
  4. 11. Fist kids....not baby seals.
  5. It would be funny, but I suspect they believe every word :roll:
  6. Greenpeace rules (Arrse version):

    1: Getting a lass drunk is fair game, but using Canadian Club is offensive to fur seals.

    2: Doing her up the wrong 'un will help protect the Ozone layer for a short time at least.

    3: Not many vibrators are energy efficient, so use a popsicle instead and the shivering will have the same effect.

    4: Recycle your condoms - turn them inside out and shake the fcuk out of them. (Note: turning ribbed condoms inside out means they are ribbed - for YOUR pleasure)

    5: Save the whales - for last orders. No point going fat early.

    6: If you're into leather, you're perpetuating the animal cruelty industry. Just fcuk a cow instead.

    7: Rohypnol was tested on animals - use chloroform instead.

  7. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    More importantly, did you find any midget porn?
  8. Just for you, don't tell anyone else. :wink:
  9. Leather Johnnies? :?