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Greek tranny seeks British military man in Cyprus
- Thread starter KrissyCD
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Ruckerwocman
LE
bob_the_bomb
LE
Every day's a school day. I never knew that was what pegging is.I shall have to thumb through my Pervert's Guide to Sex Acts to be up on all the new terms.
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Those panties you bought aren’t really hers you know...
Ritch
LE
In Japan, you can buy "used" women's knickers in vending machines... For the shy gentleman.
Er... So I've been told.
bob_the_bomb
LE
Yes, and in the documentary “Orange is the New Black” they showed the workers meeting the demand
Teeblerone
War Hero
Once, as a favour because I had the tools*, I stuck a shiny steel pole up* in a wardrobe for a lady. She made me a cup of tea, we had some marmite crisps* and nibbled on some marmite chocolate*.
I played with her cat*, who was a friendly kitten*.
Then she (the lady, not the cat) started talking about horses, then asked if I'd heard about pegging, quite out of the blue*. She then said that she had quite considerable quantity of ginger root* that could be put in the icebox*, left knobbly* or peeled smooth*, though that would be quite bracing and, erm, zingy.
I made my excuses and left. Well, got a lift to the station, being v careful not to sit on the handbrake* in the car.
(* not euphemisms)
I played with her cat*, who was a friendly kitten*.
Then she (the lady, not the cat) started talking about horses, then asked if I'd heard about pegging, quite out of the blue*. She then said that she had quite considerable quantity of ginger root* that could be put in the icebox*, left knobbly* or peeled smooth*, though that would be quite bracing and, erm, zingy.
I made my excuses and left. Well, got a lift to the station, being v careful not to sit on the handbrake* in the car.
(* not euphemisms)
lokiuk
LE
A friend of mine who used to be a dominatrix used to use ginger root often, it was popular with clients
The technical term for that is figging, rather like pegging but using a carefully carved ginger root for their pleasure
'...and Massingbird had him sent down for being a whoopsie.'
lokiuk
LE
So you're going to have your cake and eat it
It’s a tranny, not a Catholic too you pervert; some people try to take take it too far!!
KrissyCD
Old-Salt
Definitely not Catholic
And I don't know where this figging business comes from. Isn't that just a myth? I imagine taking that would hurt more than a drunken bootneck.
Mattb
LE
Does this mean that we should post in this thread to show that we're not interested?
Because I'm too far away.
KrissyCD
Old-Salt
Post away.
Mattb
LE
I'm pretty sure I already have.
bob_the_bomb
LE
During op granby cpl C**** S**** opened one of those " to a service person" letters.
C**** decided to write back as Christine (bet you can't guess what his actual first name is..)
Anyway "Christine" obtained some girly underwear (dont ask) and wore then for the three days we spent in NBC kit, and sent them to "her" pen pal.
He sent a photo back of him wearing them over his face.
He also sent a cake as he was a rather good baker. I hope he didn't add any extra ingredients.
supermatelot
LE
Have not read whole thread but, has this been brought to the attention of @don't tell him pike ?
lert
LE
Nope!
