Greek Necrophiliac

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  1. What is a necrophiliac in Greece called?

    Nick Fukakakis.
  2. necro - greek word -apertaining to the dead

    philiac - greek - lover of

    Your question was....?
  3. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    i used to be a necrophiliac until some rotten cnut split on me .
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  4. I thought I was turning into a Necrophiliac but then I realised I was still married
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  5. Hmmm I was just thinking of cracking open a cold one.
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  6. Is it Necrophilia if she was alive when I started?
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  7. I was a paedophile until one of the kids died on me.
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  8. If she was alive would she have let you start?
  9. Necrophilia is dead boring.
  10. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Necrophilia is dead boring,
    Incest is relatively boring,
    and Homosexuality is a pain in the arse.

    as Jasper Carrott once said,
    I like Necrophilia, Bestiality and Sadism, Am I flogging a dead horse.
  11. Thank the Lord for Jasper Carrot eh???
  12. Like I ask?
  13. You know the rules...

    The one with the knife makes them!!!!
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