Greek girl burns British balls

#1
I've had enough of this, so using all my power, will, influence... I'm turning to Arrse.

I'm ashamed of this country sometimes. I love Thatcher as much as the next man, but what I regret is the fact that she gave the plebs cash.

Only yesterday the BBC reports that the Mayor of Riga, Latvia, no longer wants British people to visit his city. The interior minister declared tourists "filthy, English scum".

Now, over in Crete, a 26-year old woman is being hailed a hero for setting fire to the testicales of an over-hormonal 23-year old man, for exposing himself and harrassing a group of girls.

She's a hero not because he's some random pervert, but a British one.

We were never hated like this. We are th social laughing stock of Europe and beyond. Why did Thatcher 'free the masses' and let them all have credit cards, loans and personal wealth.

The next Tory government should do 'behaviour reports' on revellers and sunseekers and confiscate British passports of muppets who show us up abroad.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...an-sets-fire-to-drunken-Britons-genitals.html
 
#2
"After asking him to stop harassing her, the police said, she poured the alcoholic drink Sabucco on his genitals (an Italian brand type of Greek ouzo or French Pernod drink).

This again allegedly failed to stop his advances, so the woman seized a lighter and set fire to the alcohol-drenched genitals, local press reports said."

Priceless !

:)
 

LancePrivateJones

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#5
I notice that you tend to put the blame for this type of behavior upon our 'Chav' types and you have a good point.

However, I spent 6 years working for one of the better known Cruise Ship companies (hint : *&*) and some of the worst stuff I ever saw tended to come from lower middle and middle class types both on board and on shore.

We could have done with that Greek bird in our security department.

Quite frankly I'm not surprised that some destinations loathe us.
 
#6
TheKing said:
The interior minister declared tourists "filthy, English scum".
That's one switched on Minister! how on earth he managed to completely describe us in just three words is amazing! Uncanny even! 8O
 
#8
The next Tory government should do 'behaviour reports' on revellers and sunseekers and confiscate British passports of muppets who show us up abroad.

Better start by listing the names of every squaddie serving in BFG. The British Army has been upsetting the locals since 1939...................................thankfully.
 
#9
TheKing said:
Now, over in Crete, a 26-year old woman is being hailed a hero for setting fire to the testicales of an over-hormonal 23-year old man, for exposing himself and harrassing a group of girls.
Was he offering them in lieu of the Elgin marbles, they get a bit feisty about them Parthenon ballacks the Greeks.
 
#10
Quite frankly its not a chav thing. All 'classes' do it. The Brits are a bunch of drunken imbeciles.

We need to remember just to leave the locals alone. Keep it in house.
 
#11
20 years ago, the merest glimpse of my South African passport or a slip of the saffie accent would cause stern looks and the odd spitting. A British passport (old blue version of course) would instantly induce a smile.

Oh how things change...

Now, I prefer to travel with my SA passport and keep my 'orrible red British thingy hidden. And, in Greece, I pretend to be a Serb if they are my travelling companions.

I really don't think people realise just how much Brits have become disliked around the world - for a variety of reasons.
 
#13
whitecity said:
20 years ago, the merest glimpse of my South African passport or a slip of the saffie accent would cause stern looks and the odd spitting. A British passport (old blue version of course) would instantly induce a smile.

Oh how things change...

Now, I prefer to travel with my SA passport and keep my 'orrible red British thingy hidden. And, in Greece, I pretend to be a Serb if they are my travelling companions.

I really don't think people realise just how much Brits have become disliked around the world - for a variety of reasons.
My bold, I really think you mean English abroad.
 
#15
frenchie said:
Are you seriously telling me that a Brit is treated with contempt and hatred around the world?
A few deluded countries still have a mythical impression of us, but the majority of countries see us for what we have become.

Having a p*ss on the Freedom Memorial in Lativa, shoving your testicales on a native girl. Come one. We're a nation on animals, and we haven't "always" been like this either.
 
#16
bomb_mac said:
whitecity said:
20 years ago, the merest glimpse of my South African passport or a slip of the saffie accent would cause stern looks and the odd spitting. A British passport (old blue version of course) would instantly induce a smile.

Oh how things change...

Now, I prefer to travel with my SA passport and keep my 'orrible red British thingy hidden. And, in Greece, I pretend to be a Serb if they are my travelling companions.

I really don't think people realise just how much Brits have become disliked around the world - for a variety of reasons.
My bold, I really think you mean English abroad.
No. The Latvian incident involves a Welsh group of stag do'ers.
 
#17
frenchie said:
Are you seriously telling me that a Brit is treated with contempt and hatred around the world?
In some places, yes. :(

And you know it's got real bad, when the French appear higher up the list! :x

bomb_mac said:
My bold, I really think you mean English abroad.
Given that Blighty is merely a spot on the Earth, then "around the world" is FAR more likely to mean "abroad" than "at home". :)


Edited to add.
Having seen the previous poster's comment, then no I didn't mean "English", I meant "British".
 
#18
The thing we need to do is regain The Empire, then bloody Johnny Foreigner wouldn't and couldn't dare to complain about the worlds greatest race, ie us, the Brits :WINK:

We owned the World and these people need to remember that.
 
#19
RangeStew said:
The thing we need to do is regain The Empire, then bloody Johnny Foreigner wouldn't and couldn't dare to complain about the worlds greatest race, ie us, the Brits :WINK:

We owned the World and these people need to remember that.
Oh I think they remember mate.....they have all moved in at the end of my street
 
#20
Well you'll have to tell all these johnny foreigners that have welcomed me and on the occasion even bought me beers that they in fact are wrong, they hate me.

I guess this is the benefit of avoiding tourist hot spots anyway to be fair the locals that are complaining now, fook them, they sowed, they reaped.
 

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