Greek army

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by oldsoldier2411, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. What's the Greek Army Motto?

    Never leave your buddy's behind
     
  2. Turkish food sucks more than ours....
     
  3. Met this posh Greek Bird at an Art Exhibition once, "What do you do?" she asked, "Oh, I'm in the Army" says Guy. "We Don't think much of the Army in Greece" says Bird.............."S'funny, we don't think much of Greece in the Army!". Says I. Cue lonely night on my own.
     
  4. Did 3 attachments witht the Hellenic Army....different
     
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  6. Saw two Macedonian guards in their equivalent of No. 1s, guarding what looked like a "tomb of the unknown soldier" in Thessaloniki (I think). Uniforms sort of like dresses. Hats with pom-poms. Quite slick drill. Fixed bayonets. Until one of them ordered arms a little too enthusiastically, and the jolt sent the bayonet flying.
     
  7. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    how do you separate the men from the boys in the greek army?
    With a crowbar.
     
  8. The first Greek in Greece swam over from Turkey. The rest just walked over on the scum.