Greatest pick up lines of all time.

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  1. You're so hot, you're making my beer warm.

    I got skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

    Baby, you are hotter than an afternoon in july!

    "My name isn't elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you like."

    Girl ur parents must be bricklayers because u have a nice foundation

    Anyone got any good ones? 8O
  2. "scream and I'll cut you, bitch!"
  3. "get in the van, ive got a knife."
  4. we should hang out.
  5. Followed up with, 'Lets not turn this rape into a murder....' :roll:
  6. You smell nice love......

    Did you run here?
  7. spit or force!!!
  8. "you don't sweat much for a fat lass"
  9. lick your finger wipe on a girls top and say "DAMN GIRL! LETS GET YOU OUT OF THOSE WET CLOTHES!"
  11. Skiff your finger, wipe it on a girls top and laugh.
  12. this is my personal fave!

    say it so they can hear you...

    "i wish i had 12 inches....its got to be easier to carry around than the beast i got now..."
  13. do you take it up the shitter.

    works all the time.
  14. "You look like a slut" - 60% of the time it works, every time.
  15. "Take the afternoon off school and come back to my place"