Greatest Movie Quotes...EVER

Discussion in 'Films, Music and All Things Artsy' started by Livin_on_a_prayer, May 6, 2006.

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  1. What are the greatest movie quotes ever?

    My favorites,

    "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" - Planet of the Apes

    "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle." - Terminator 2

    "I love the smell of napalm in the morning!" - Apocalypse Now

    "I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!" - Austin Powers
     
  2. "Is there anything else you need?"
    "You could probably use some armour." Oddball, Kelly's Heroes.

    "It's a beautiful bridge and it's gonna be there." Oddball, Kelly's Heroes.

    "Have a little faith, Crapgame. Have a little faith." Oddball, Kelly's Heroes.

    "Woof! Woof! Woof!" Oddball, Kelly's Heroes.

    Etc.
     
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  3. get up you fecking abortion - the wild geese
     
  4. "Meet Mister Browning..." Henno Garvie, last Saturday's 'Ultimate Force'.

    Yeah, I know it's not a movie, but it was a 'feature length episode'.
     
  5. "Some of you know me already. Those of you who do can expect an infinitely more horrible time than they care to remember. Those of you who don't... are in for a great big fcuking surprise!"

    RSM Sandy Young, The Wild Geese.
     
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  6. The plan is very simple. We will take 30,000 men, fly them 300 miles and drop them behind enemy lines- A Bridge Too Far
     
  7. "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

    [​IMG]
     
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  8. From 'The Dam Busters'

    Barnes-Wallis: "I know this will work. All I need are a couple of practice bombs and a Wellington bomber."
    Idiot from the Air Ministry:" What possible justification could I give to allow you the use of a valuable Wellington bomber?"
    Barnes-Wallis: "Well, you could try telling them that I designed it!"
     
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  9. "on my command unleash hell"-Gladiator
     
  10. "What you gonna do, charge me with smoking?" - Basic Instinct
     
  11. I see you, and raise you:

    "That was ludicrous, you're jumping from an airplane, not a whorehouse window, do it again"
     
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  12. Sean Connerys reply to Honor Blackman on the first take in Goldfinger

    "I'm Pussy Galore"

    "Yesh I Know,but whatsh your name"
     
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  13. I'll see your whorehouse and raise you a:

    "I suppose a transfer to the cavalry is out of the question, Sergeant Major?" - Lt Shaun Finn, back of a Herc somewhwere over Kurundi.
     
  14. "He gave a blowjob to a beretta" - V for Vendetta

    "Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
    Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high" - Full metal Jacket
     
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  15. Zulus, thousands of em!!
     
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