Greatest Movie Quotes...EVER

#1
What are the greatest movie quotes ever?

My favorites,

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" - Planet of the Apes

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle." - Terminator 2

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!" - Apocalypse Now

"I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!" - Austin Powers
 
#2
"Is there anything else you need?"
"You could probably use some armour." Oddball, Kelly's Heroes.

"It's a beautiful bridge and it's gonna be there." Oddball, Kelly's Heroes.

"Have a little faith, Crapgame. Have a little faith." Oddball, Kelly's Heroes.

"Woof! Woof! Woof!" Oddball, Kelly's Heroes.

Etc.
 
#4
"Meet Mister Browning..." Henno Garvie, last Saturday's 'Ultimate Force'.

Yeah, I know it's not a movie, but it was a 'feature length episode'.
 
#5
onfire said:
get up you fecking abortion - the wild geese
"Some of you know me already. Those of you who do can expect an infinitely more horrible time than they care to remember. Those of you who don't... are in for a great big fcuking surprise!"

RSM Sandy Young, The Wild Geese.
 
#6
The plan is very simple. We will take 30,000 men, fly them 300 miles and drop them behind enemy lines- A Bridge Too Far
 
#8
From 'The Dam Busters'

Barnes-Wallis: "I know this will work. All I need are a couple of practice bombs and a Wellington bomber."
Idiot from the Air Ministry:" What possible justification could I give to allow you the use of a valuable Wellington bomber?"
Barnes-Wallis: "Well, you could try telling them that I designed it!"
 
#11
Is_That_A_Wah said:
onfire said:
get up you fecking abortion - the wild geese
"Some of you know me already. Those of you who do can expect an infinitely more horrible time than they care to remember. Those of you who don't... are in for a great big fcuking surprise!"

RSM Sandy Young, The Wild Geese.
I see you, and raise you:

"That was ludicrous, you're jumping from an airplane, not a whorehouse window, do it again"
 
#13
King_Nothing said:
Is_That_A_Wah said:
onfire said:
get up you fecking abortion - the wild geese
"Some of you know me already. Those of you who do can expect an infinitely more horrible time than they care to remember. Those of you who don't... are in for a great big fcuking surprise!"

RSM Sandy Young, The Wild Geese.
I see you, and raise you:

"That was ludicrous, you're jumping from an airplane, not a whorehouse window, do it again"
I'll see your whorehouse and raise you a:

"I suppose a transfer to the cavalry is out of the question, Sergeant Major?" - Lt Shaun Finn, back of a Herc somewhwere over Kurundi.
 
#14
"He gave a blowjob to a beretta" - V for Vendetta

"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high" - Full metal Jacket
 
#16
Bridge Too Far
British Officer to German SS guy
"I'm afraid we don't have the facilities to take you all prisoner! Sorry!"
 
#19
The brithsih ambassador to the German one in the Battle of Britain, just after the the Kraut has dillivered a threat, the Brit guy turns round and asks:

"One Lump or two?"
 
#20
SFPD Inspector Harry ("Dirty Harry") Callahan to a hoodlum who's attempting to decide whether to lunge for his gat:

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?


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