There are times I regret not stopping in the airport at Helsinki back in Feb 02. With hindsight I should have got a coffee and got me head down. But I was restless and went for a poodle about the place. This led me to Tom of Swedens Sauna. Where I engaged in conversation with a fat ginger chap I now to be Good CO. Let us draw a veil over personal memories, but one thing that sticks in my mind, other than his entirely inadequate after-shave, is this . Lovely Iron Duke, will you bring culture to the Horror that I have Spawned? Well, there was fuck all else to do in Helsinki. So I agreed. The rest as they say, is none of your fucking business. So, Great Works Of Literature, Done For The ARRSE. Ill start shall I? Good. Macbeth by William Shakespeare Macbeth is a piece of fucking work but he is married to a mad bitch. Nobody on the ARRSE can identify with that, eh? Anyway, Macbeth is holding all the cards but should have done the mad bitch from the off. Some men fall in love. Whats to do? Jesus. Mates, eh? Duncan claims to work for the Min of Ag & Fish but, BUT, he gets a fucking wood to slide up sideways and knack Macbeth. Duncan later claims he has no connection with THEM. Yeah, on you go. It was a stitch up from the off.