The Spousal Unit has just telephoned me in tucks of laughter. She was taking a shortcut home from the city centre which involved walking through one of Portsmouth's rougher areas (Somerstown) A elderly chav couple in their 30s were shouting at each other in the street. The parting shot from the man was; "I've 'ad you up every 'ole, you old whore." Nice. Anyone else seen or heard any good ones lately?