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count_duckula

Guest
#3
She was desperately trying to fall pregnant before the phone hacking inquiry shitstorm arrived. I'd give a lot to know how anyone knew the bomb was going to drop. The original investigation was so shit a commissioner resigned, so what was said "unofficially" to get Leveson going. All highly interesting. As it's the NAAFI, I'm more than happy to add that Rebekah Brooks is a hideous, corrupt old bitch.
 

CplFoodspoiler

War Hero
Book Reviewer
#7
Enough already! The lady has lost a baby and is bound to be upset even with the safe delivery of the other twin. Two wrongs do not make a right - afford her the privacy she denied so many others who found themselves in similar situations.

Fuck it, only kidding, t'is the NAAFI Bar. Ginger haired, stone faced nasty bitch!
 
#8
Another ginger cunt in the world then, about time for some Genocide me thinks - starting on ginger jurno's...........
 

Boldnotold

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
Time to repeat the possible SUN headline shown on HIGNFY? Along the lines of 'Ginger Gorgon produces Frankenstein Baby'.That surrogate mother must have been paid a LOT of money - imagine all the other journos waving their chequebooks to get her story!
 
#10
Another ginger cunt in the world then, about time for some Genocide me thinks - starting on ginger jurno's...........
Can we not justy start with either gingers, or journos in general? Maybe both?
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#11
Time to repeat the possible SUN headline shown on HIGNFY? Along the lines of 'Ginger Gorgon produces Frankenstein Baby'.That surrogate mother must have been paid a LOT of money - imagine all the other journos waving their chequebooks to get her story!
Somebody has taken a bung. Strange, because the sub editors at the Torygraph are usually fairly sound. Allow me?

STONE FACED LYING GINGER HARRIDAN AND PIKEY PONY BREEDER HUSBAND TAKE DELIVERY OF BABY PURCHASED FROM ITS MOTHER

The Gwar horror has not 'become a mother'. She has become a satisfied customer.
 
#14
Wait, she's ginger and she calls the kid Scarlett?
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#16
Why are they showing a picture of the baby and her grandmother?
The childs grandmother is back in her council house in Ellesmere Port recovering from the excesses of her 21st birthday party. The baby is pictured with its buyer. Here it is without the Gorgon.

gingerelvisbaby.JPG
 
#17
Gotta love mother nature - gives a woman the required moral compass and personality to become the top of her industry of fucking about in shit that has nothing to do with her, you or I. Thus making her one of the most powerful unelected persons in the UK and at the same time makes her half a women with a dried up barren box!

Makes me smile!
 
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Deleted 20555

Guest
#18
heheh- beeb announces the bitch has "become a parent" rather than "a mother" - bet various imps and demons in her employ are getting their arses kicked over that one even as we speak.
 
#19
SO the other twin terminated it's contract as it found out in advance who it's parents would be! If the foul wretch was trying to get knocked before the inquiry then it was only to suit her own needs ie go easy on her womans' preggers etc. Either that or her man couldnt get wood trying to shag it looking at that face I know I couldnt the fucking ugly ginger cunt.
 
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goatrutar

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#20
SO the other twin terminated it's contract as it found out in advance who it's parents would be! If the foul wretch was trying to get knocked before the inquiry then it was only to suit her own needs ie go easy on her womans' preggers etc. Either that or her man couldnt get wood trying to shag it looking at that face I know I couldnt the fucking ugly ginger cunt.
So junior killed himself before he was born? Wonder if he reached out and grabbed a knitting needle or just hung himself with the umbilical?
 

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