Great night

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Quicksand, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Guy has a real wild night on the town and wakes up in a hotel bedroom, with a sore head and bursting for a pee.

    He grabs his trousers, drags them on and puts his hands in the pockets on the way to the bathroom. In the left pocket he finds a bra and as he goes through the bathroom door, finds a pair of lace panties in the other.

    As he looks up at the mirror he sees a little piece of string hanging out of the corner of his mouth ... "Shit!" he thinks, "that had better be a f**king tea bag?"