Just announced on BBC News that the trial of Shannon Matthews mother and the cnut that "allegedly" stashed her in his divan has been suspended for the day as he is being treated for injuries sustained in jail. Hurray for criminals !! Now, to flesh this thread out, I'd be interested to hear of some intricate and fiendish ways that you'd like to hurt the wnaker. Over to you out there in Cyber World. And Catterick.