Great Idea for Mess Theme Night

Discussion in 'Seniors' started by bullshit, Dec 14, 2005.

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  1. Yep - blinding inspiration just hit me. How about a mess night with a CHAV THEME!

    What a laugh!! Invite the CO and his Mrs and every other senior officer who has no idea what a chav is - watch them try and be Chavvy in front of the RSM. Get loads of burbery, bottles of white lightening, baseball caps and call everybody Shaz and PJ and the night would be a hoot!

    Come on - better than the usual cowboys and indians stuff!
  2. American Iraqi Prison Theme night

    all seniors to be dressed as prisoners whilst the juniors get to lord it up as wardens. Just ensure they have plenty of rope, blindfolds, batons and remember to take loads of piccies for the press.
  3. FWIW, the second prize in a Spam fancy dress party in Sarajevo last Christmas went to a Brit who arrived in an orange jump suit, speed cuffs and sandbag...... who said the Cousins don't get irony?
  4. General Melchett

    General Melchett LE Moderator

    So what will 1 Kings do? They dress like that all that time.
  5. Once had a Medievel Night, King Arthur / Henry the Eighth etc..
    Complete with pigs head stuffed with apple, and you were only given a knife, the rest of the night you had to eat with your fingers, bloody great success, no ponsing mess ettiquette to worry about and the usual p###ing in wine bottles under the table as the Razman goes on and on and on...etc.. :lol: try it