Yep - blinding inspiration just hit me. How about a mess night with a CHAV THEME! What a laugh!! Invite the CO and his Mrs and every other senior officer who has no idea what a chav is - watch them try and be Chavvy in front of the RSM. Get loads of burbery, bottles of white lightening, baseball caps and call everybody Shaz and PJ and the night would be a hoot! Come on - better than the usual cowboys and indians stuff!