Great Film One Liners

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#1
C'mon give us your favourite!

E.g. "I'll be back" Arnie, lots of films!

"Stick around!"- Arnie, Predator

"Lay around and bleed awhile before you feel some real pain!"- Eastwood- Heartbreak Ridge
 
#2
From Last Action Hero....

Arnie: You should become a farmer..
Criminal : Oh yeah?
Arnie then gives him an almighty boot in the nadgers and says

Arnie: There's a couple of Acres to start ........ lololololol
 
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#3
"Sorry about the 'up yours n***er'.....You'll have the decency not to tell folks I was seen speaking to you"

Little old lady makes ammends to Rockridges' first black sheriff.Blazing Saddles,the funniest film ever made,co-written by Mel Brooks and Richard Pryor.Got our Squadron through a 6-month FI tour in 1984 & prompted mass outbreaks of barn dancing to 'The camptown Ladies' in Coastel 3 bar.If you haven't seen this make sure it's the last thing you ever do.
 
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#4
Muddy Mildred! Pre watershed style censorship!For 'black person' read N****R. And why am I a guest all of a sudden? Moderator please help ,I feel like a pioneer.
 
#5
A couple of quotes from Kingpin

"Hey Roy can you get sick from drinking P*ss?"
"Yeah, I think so"
"What even if it's your own?"

Also  
commentator "So Roy Munson, a name from the past. What have you been doing since the state championships in 1975?"

Roy Munson  "Well er I didn't do much at first, then er. Well er then there were the eighties and er. Drinking a whole lot of drinking!"
 
#8
I guess that would be 'Sinbad and the eye of the Serpent'  ;D

Items borrowed for the film:-

1.MDNs stomach and schlong
2. Ma-sonics tights
3. ORGs riding boots & dodgy tache
 
#9
GOOD LORD!!! Such vile pictures will attract toilet traitors from far and wide!
Anyway, back to the subject in hand.
Platoon has some quality quotes
"You're gonna love the Nam. For fcuking ever!"
and
"The only way you'll get some pussy is if a bitch dies and wills it to you. And then - maybe!"
 
#11
Napalm....sticks to kids

Right then.......Those of you who don't know me are in for a great big fu#kin surprise, those of you who do know me can expect an infinatley more horrible time than they care to remember...lets start with our first heart attach shall we....

RSM Sandy..Wild Geese

Same fella

Lt Finn, that was ludicrous, you're jumping from an aeroplane not a w h o r ehouse window
 
#12
Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cu*t... me!
 
#13
American Pie, Jim's on the bed watching a scrambled porn channel with his wiggey in a sock. Enter Jim's Dad:

(Jim's Dad) Getting ready for bed, son?

(Jim) Yup, I'm all set, Dad. I'm all set.

(Jim's Dad) Yeah?

(Jim's Mom) No! No, I think he's tried to watch some illegal channels/

(Jim) Illegal-- Illegal channels?

(Jim's Dad) This is just bad reception, honey.

(Man On TV) Oh, spank my hairy ass!

(Jim's Dad) What's that?
 
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#14
From A Bridge Too Far:

German:  We wish to discuss the terms of surrender,

Para:  I'm sorry, we haven't the facilities for you all!
 
#15
A P O C A L Y P S E   N O W


Beach scene, just after Hueys set upon village:


Col KILGORE (OC helicopter's)

          (almost to himself)
     You smell that.
          (louder)
     You smell that?

           LANCE
     What?

           KILGORE
     Napalm, boy -- nothing else in
     the world smells like that --

They reflect the glow from the burning trees.

           KILGORE
          (continuing; nostalgically)
     I love the smell of napalm in
     the morning.


     One time we had a hill bombed
     for 12 hours. I walked up it
     when it was all over; we didn't
     find one of 'em ... not one
     stinking gook body. They
     slipped out in the night -- but
     the smell -- that gasoline smell
     -- the whole hill -- it smelled
     like ...
         
     victory...

He looks off nostalgically.
 
#16
Airplane (and yeah, I'm sat in work bored, hence all these):

Doctor : Can fly this plane?
Striker : Surely you can't be serious?
Doctor : I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!
 
#17
Big black bloke out of Predator

'I ain't got time to bleed'
 
#19
The guy in the South African Embassy to Danny Glover when he says he wants to emigrate to SA:

(dodgy SA accent) "bit, bit yir blik"?

Or almost anything from the first half of Full Metal Jacket.
 
#20
Your right Woopert, and here's a good bit:

Full Metal Jacket:

GUNNY HARTMAN
Well ... no shiit. What have we got here, a fcuking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fcuk my sister.

Sergeant HARTMAN purnches JOKER in the stomach.

JOKER sags to his knees.

HARTMAN
You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfcuk yourself or I
will unscrew your head and shiit down your neck!

JOKER
Sir, yes, sir!

HARTMAN
Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps?

JOKER
Sir, to kill, sir!

HARTMAN
So you're a killer!

JOKER
Sir, yes, sir!
           
HARTMAN
Let me see your war face!

JOKER
Sir?

HARTMAN
You've got a war face? Aaaaaaaagh! That's a war face. Now let me see your war face!

JOKER
Aaaaaaaagh!

HARTMAN
Bullshiit! You didn't convince me! Let me see your real war face!

JOKER
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

HARTMAN
You didn't scare me! Work on it!

JOKER
Sir, yes, sir!

SERGEANT HARTMAN speaks into Cowboy's face.

HARTMAN
What's your excuse?

COWBOY
Sir, excuse for what, sir?

HARTMAN
I'm asking the fcuking questions here, Private. Do you understand?!

COWBOY
Sir, yes, sir!

HARTMAN
Well thank you very much! Can I be in charge for a while?

COWBOY
Sir, yes, sir!

HARTMAN
Are you shook up? Are you nervous?

COWBOY
Sir, I am, sir!

HARTMAN
Do I make you nervous?

COWBOY
Sir!

HARTMAN
Sir, what? Were you about to call me an assshole?!

COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!

HARTMAN
How tall are you, Private?

COWBOY
Sir, five foot nine, sir!

HARTMAN
Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shiit that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?

COWBOY
Sir, no, sir.

HARTMAN
Bullshiit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's asss and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!

HARTMAN
Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?

COWBOY
Sir, Texas, sir!

HARTMAN
Holy dogshiit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks!

COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!

HARTMAN
Are you a peter-puffer?

COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!

HARTMAN
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fcuk a person in the asss and not even have the goddam common
courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!
 

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