Great Descriptions

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  1. Have heard many great descriptions given during my time but sadly having the memory of a retarded newt I can remember very few. One that springs to mind is:

    ' that bloke is a complete Leatherman'

    ie a useless tool that everyone carries.

    Any others (with translations) most welcome.
     
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Nickname of "Morph" - Short for morphine which is a slow acting dope.

    Nickname of "Thrush" - Irritating cunt
     
  3. Nickname Remmy-
    Remedial

    Nickname Joey-
    Joey Deacon
     
  4. "Thrombo" - slow moving clot
     
  5. Nickname: Sketchy
    Why? What goes on in his head is...sketchy...at best.
     
  6. I like that, that's brilliant! I'm gonna call my Mum that from now on!
     
  7. Nimda - because his admin was backwards
     
  8. Wedge - the crudest tool known to man

    Foggy - by all accounts the Royal Families nickname for Mark Philips because he is so dense.
     
  9. so ugly that he / she / it fell out of the ugly tree and hit every fcuking branch on the way down

    or so ugly they look like they've been bobbing for chips <-my personal favourite.
     
  10. Clumsy Bee Keeper- Someone with Really bad Acne
    Crater Face (See above)
    Moon Face (See above)
     
  11. Teeth that you could eat an apple through a letterbox with.
     
  12. Jafa – just another f king ass hole
    Duracell – goes on and on and on and on and on and …….
    Brain Dead – obvious ( MT chap ex 2 GG, even The Sgt Maj used it)
     
  13. You should have seen that German Bird's fanny, Hairy? It was like Brian May's Plughole
     
  14. Expert - Ex as in has-been, and spurt as in - well you know what !!