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Great Army sayings "youre in your own time now"............

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.........The cream always rises to the top.................

You fcukin useless barstard.............ops sorry that's whta they say to me.

Anyone got some to add? There are millions!!!


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"If you don't chop the f*cking heel, I'm going to get my pace stick - drive it through yoer ears and ride you around like a motorbike!! Do yer 'ear me, do yer?"


"I'm terribly sorry, I can't hear your excuses because your heels aren't together." (My personal favourite).


Biscuits_AB said:
'This topic has been done to death in the NAAFI bar'
Ooh look at Biscuits not reading the whole thread. Is there a parrot in here?


No.....that was my contribution to Great Army sayings (hence the inverted commas). I thought I was being sarcastic mimicing you, but it would appear that my efforts were lost on you Bottle, which is a pity as I always had you down as a bit of a sharp lad.
Ooh Ooh, me next, what about "This topic has been done to death in the NAAFI Bar?

hat's that you say? Someone already said that? TWICE?

Ah well. "Get those knees swinging shoulder high!" Never failed to raise a chuckle amongst career laughing impressionable young recruits.
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