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A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.

"Morning!" he said.

The other man replies, "No, just having a shit."


Have you been on another planet for the last decade while all these (crap) jokes were circulating?
Rasputin68, FYI:

joke (jk)
1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
4. Informal
a. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
b. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.
v. joked, jok·ing, jokes
1. To tell or play jokes; jest.
2. To speak in fun; be facetious.
To make fun of; tease.

Think you might be in the wrong thread.

When Billy Connelly said it in 1980 it was funny, when he said it in 1990 it was still amusing. When he said it in 2000 it still raised a nod of recognition,when you regurgigated it in 2012 it ws weary to say the least.....

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