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Grave visit

#1
I've been thinking tonight....

I know its a crime to steal from a grave etc but is it a crime to do a bit of gentle excavation at the cemetry to have a look at them..... No intentions of stealing anything and no sexual motive, just have a shufty.

Before the PC brigade ask me to consider how the families might think, if need be am happy to dig my own up.

Any policemen or criminal lawyers or even learned Arrsers tell me where I stand.

Yours with a sharped shovel, eager mind and an Olympus cd570
 
#3
Just do it at night, nobody'll be any the wiser.

Or you could plant your own and dig the cheeky little fella up again at various stages of decomposition to satisfy your "curiosity".
 

The_Duke

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#8
MDN,

You are not thinking this through. Why go to all the effort of digging them up? Getting down to stage 1 overnight is never a laugh.

Why not just pop along at the planting, jump in for a few "bezzering" photos, and head off to the wake to sort out the scoff/booze/widow.

Much more efficient!
 
#11
This idea didn't come from your nipper, did it, MDN?
Because, when my daughter was quite small, and I explained what the cemetary was, she said, "I wish I'd brought my bucket and spade, so we could have a look".
 
#12
minister_doh_nut said:
I've been thinking tonight....

I know its a crime to steal from a grave etc but is it a crime to do a bit of gentle excavation at the cemetry to have a look at them..... No intentions of stealing anything and no sexual motive, just have a shufty.

Before the PC brigade ask me to consider how the families might think, if need be am happy to dig my own up.

Any policemen or criminal lawyers or even learned Arrsers tell me where I stand.

Yours with a sharped shovel, eager mind and an Olympus cd570
why go through the bother of digging them up... Click Me
 
#13
isnt goods which have no ALIVE owner up for the taking?

like time limits on uncollected goods etc?:)just a thought

take a good metal detector and run it around afew times and see if you hit the gold stuff(or silver etc etc)

saves digging up a poor corspe with no rings or neclaces

not sure standard detectors get that deep so you may have to borrow the geophiz from time team

just looking !!!well that sounds kinda dull

spaff !!you know the corpse wants it.:)

i doubt slipping it another bone will hurt:)
 
#14
Just looking sounds like a waste of effort. I reckon taking a few mates along and having a beyond-the-grave bukkake session would be a better idea.

You could release it on DVD:

Beyond The Grave Bukkake IV: The Revenge of the Maggots.
 
#17
that site is brilliant:)

how long does it take to get the mushy stuff?

shame its only one stiff but the colon cam idea looks pretty good.

i half expected to see the stiff glare up at the camera after a few minutes but alas being buried alive just dont happen that much these days(mores the pity)

site fav`d(i want mushy so im keeping tabs on that burd!!
 
#18
another great coffin idea

hear me scream.com

the subject is a young man, and we will be watching the rate of panic once the drugs have worn off.

audio available in dolby surround sound` and for the fellow enemys of the subject we have introduced an insult microphone( for that added enjoyment of telling him your gonna shag his bird to literal death!!)

safty measures are inplace and we have installed an empty oxygen bottle and mask(just for the entertainment of seeing hope slip further away.

mdn is abit silent,digging i assume:)

another idea::hear me rape your wife.com/moaning like she never did with you

or ww.watchyourhusbandboneyourbabysitter.com
 
#19
MDN, when you finish with my Auntie Flo, could you please replace the shroud and wipe her off for the next bloke. By the way, the car freshener nailed to the lid last time was a nice thought.
 
#20
i`m gonna go to bed early tonight and bone the misses.

all this corpse talk and seeing the seemerot.com has given me a woody.

i can imagine i`m sleeping with the stiff,it will be pretty close as my misses is always cold in bed, and thats after i wake her up with my vein being rammed up her with no warning.
i love getting a GOOD turned on face from her` which is a change from the normal "if you have to "face

"ouch" is ok but an "oh god" would be better!:)

gunpoint sex!!thats another story(she seems to think i`m role playing though:)
i suppose i will have to prove i`m not f&cking around
 

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