Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by General_Layabout, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A grandad asked his grandson what he wanted for Christmas.

    "I want a bike, an iPod, some football boots and a Nintendo Wii," he replied.

    "When I was a boy," said grandad, "all I got was an orange and an apple."

    "Fcuk me!" said the grandson, "a mobile phone AND a computer?"