Discussion in 'RAC' started by the_butler, Oct 17, 2006.

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  1. As of 1237am today the butler is a bloomin grandparent

    My number 2 daughter as Charlie chan would say has just issued forth
    the next generation of domestic staff.

    Baby Ringo :wink: is doing well even though he is 5 weeks early
    the rest I have yet to be told

    geeeez I'm only 43 and I don't like werthers originals :D

    :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party:
  2. Congratulations are in order Mr Butler. :cheers: :party:
  3. that's very kind have a virtual cigar
  4. [marq=left]Congratulations![/marq]

    Enjoy the grandparental privilege of handing the offspring of your offspring back to her once it feels soggy and / or begins to smell! :D
  5. thanks for the tip.
    I have to wait a few weeks as little ringo is very un-butler like at the moment and must stay in hospital until he puts more weight on
  6. Very glad to hear that there are a few more under-butlers in the pipeline.

  7. How long till he can mix a drink? I'm thirsty.
  8. Conga Rats got his name down for Eton?... thinks... cancel that, get him down for a council house now,[1] it's the only way he'll be able to get on the market. :(

    [1] Unless, of course, he's likely to inherit Butler Towers, you being so old an'all. :)
  9. Ringo! lol.

    Congrats to one and all.
  10. Congrats mate.
  11. Well done Butler. Good news does it make you feel old?
  12. Good news the_butler...Hope mum and baby are ok....
  13. Well done Butler, congratulations!!! And you're only 43! You could be a Great Grandad by your early 60s!
  14. thanks to everyone for the messages must sleep.....................

    unfortuneately the family seat is tied accommodation comes with the job

    as for Eton it is out of the question. their pool changing facilites are

    so 19th century. :)

    nickname only I'm afraid due to is real name and the fact we are scousers

    no but my overweight body and the age of our policemen does

    All are fine thank you they are due home thursday

    not bally likely
  15. You don't need to like Werther's..that's for your victims!