Grandad

#1
As of 1237am today the butler is a bloomin grandparent

My number 2 daughter as Charlie chan would say has just issued forth
the next generation of domestic staff.

Baby Ringo :wink: is doing well even though he is 5 weeks early
the rest I have yet to be told

geeeez I'm only 43 and I don't like werthers originals :D

:party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party:
 
#2
Congratulations are in order Mr Butler. :cheers: :party:
 
#4
[marq=left]Congratulations![/marq]

Enjoy the grandparental privilege of handing the offspring of your offspring back to her once it feels soggy and / or begins to smell! :D
 
#5
thanks for the tip.
I have to wait a few weeks as little ringo is very un-butler like at the moment and must stay in hospital until he puts more weight on
 
#7
the_butler said:
thanks for the tip.
I have to wait a few weeks as little ringo is very un-butler like at the moment and must stay in hospital until he puts more weight on
How long till he can mix a drink? I'm thirsty.
 
#8
the_butler said:
As of 1237am today the butler is a bloomin grandparent
Conga Rats got his name down for Eton?... thinks... cancel that, get him down for a council house now,[1] it's the only way he'll be able to get on the market. :(

[1] Unless, of course, he's likely to inherit Butler Towers, you being so old an'all. :)
 
#14
thanks to everyone for the messages must sleep.....................


PE4rocks said:
the_butler said:
As of 1237am today the butler is a

bloomin grandparent
Conga Rats got his name down for Eton?... thinks... cancel that, get

him down for a council house now,[1] it's the only way he'll be able to

get on the market. :(

[1] Unless, of course, he's likely to inherit Butler Towers, you being

so old an'all. :)
unfortuneately the family seat is tied accommodation comes with the job

as for Eton it is out of the question. their pool changing facilites are

so 19th century. :)

tankieboy said:
Ringo! lol.




Congrats to one and all.
nickname only I'm afraid due to is real name and the fact we are scousers

RogerOut! said:
Well done Butler. Good news does it make you feel

old?
no but my overweight body and the age of our policemen does

janieo said:
Good news the_butler...Hope mum and baby are

ok....
All are fine thank you they are due home thursday

O2Thief said:
Well done Butler, congratulations!!! And you're only

43! You could be a Great Grandad by your early 60s!
not bally likely
 
#15
You don't need to like Werther's..that's for your victims!
 
#16
Congrats mate, only just seen this. If it makes you feel better my daughter did the same to me this August. Ok I am 46 but still feels funny. Would you have thought that the likes of you and me would be granddads back when we were on the tank park together?
 
#19
Blues_Cav said:
Congrats mate, only just seen this. If it makes you
feel better my daughter did the same to me this August. Ok I am 46 but
still feels funny. Would you have thought that the likes of you and me
would be granddads back when we were on the tank park together?
After stu tho****on tested the radiation effects of the zb4 298 on my
Nads while I slept in a haystack in Denmark i never even thought i would
Be a dad let alone a grandad

Biscuits_AB said:
F*ck that, I'd have broken the fathers legs 6
months ago.
Me too but he's done one

SkiCarver said:
Congrats, grandad!Ski.



Cheers
 
#20
the_butler said:
Blues_Cav said:
Congrats mate, only just seen this. If it makes you
feel better my daughter did the same to me this August. Ok I am 46 but
still feels funny. Would you have thought that the likes of you and me
would be granddads back when we were on the tank park together?
After stu tho****on tested the radiation effects of the zb4 298 on my
Nads while I slept in a haystack in Denmark i never even thought i would
Be a dad let alone a grandad

Biscuits_AB said:
F*ck that, I'd have broken the fathers legs 6
months ago.
Me too but he's done one.
So has my daughters so called other half. Some WO in the RLC, the remf peace of sh*t. She will not give me his name.
 

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