Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by General_Layabout, Sep 26, 2011.

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  1. Grandad went into a nursing home so i rang them up to see how he was getting on, the nurse said "He's like a fish out of water."
    I said, "So he's finding it hard to adjust." "No" said the nurse, "He's dead."
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  2. Silly old trout.
  3. Good Cod!

    Was he knocked over by a motorpike and sidecarp?