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Grand Theft Auto - Vice City

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Biscuits_AB

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#1
This game is f*cking me right off. I've intimidated the witnesses. I've clubbed to death the bloke on the Golf Course.....had to run him over with the golf cart first like. I've ran down the geezer on the Pizza Delivery moped and shot him several times.

I'm now at the point where I'm chasing the courier from the shopping mall. No problems running him down with the car........but I can never make it back to the boat without getting nicked or topped from the cops. F*ck it's frustrating. Anybody know how to do this?

Also........how the f*ck do you get over the river to the other side? Do you have to reach a certain level before you can? All the bridges are closed.
 
#5
I wouldn't know. My xBox got launched at Christmas because my Splinter Cell soldier got depressed and wouldn't climb a wall for me. Had me stumped for days, and is now collecting dust on the shelves.
 
#7
Biscuits_AB said:
This game is f*cking me right off. I've intimidated the witnesses. I've clubbed to death the bloke on the Golf Course.....had to run him over with the golf cart first like. I've ran down the geezer on the Pizza Delivery moped and shot him several times.

I'm now at the point where I'm chasing the courier from the shopping mall. No problems running him down with the car........but I can never make it back to the boat without getting nicked or topped from the cops. F*ck it's frustrating. Anybody know how to do this?

Also........how the f*ck do you get over the river to the other side? Do you have to reach a certain level before you can? All the bridges are closed.
You mean there are missions in this game. And there was me thinking the aim was to run around and cause havoc till you get caught or die.
 
#9
You tw@ Bickies!

Can you remember who set you the mission? Ken Rosenberg, Colonel Cortez, Ricardo Diaz, Avery Carrington, or Kent Paul?
 
#11
Bics, best tip... stay in the car... drive like greased weasel poop off a shovel. Also pay attention to the map. Look for alleys, the police tend not to follow you down there so if you can get down one to your desired location or near to it, great. You could also drive into a spray shop.
 
#12
Ok...I'll take it from the beginning!

Head back to the docks. He wants you to RV with a courier at the mall.

If you need a weapon, follow the map to the Ammu-Nation, where you can pick up some Body Armor and a Mac 10. Once you're all tooled up, head to the mall (yellow marker). Once at the mall, go up the stairs and talk to the courier...blah blah...betrayed by the Frog - quelle surprise!

The reason you should get the Mac 10 at Ammu-Nation is precisely for this moment. As you chase the Frenchie, you can be riding a bike behind him and filling him with lead. Don't go at top speed or you'll zoom right by. Just weave behind him and take him down, or, if you got into something bigger at the outset, just run him down. I see you have no problems doing this already! It is well worth waiting until there are no cops around to do it - you might want to hang on until the little shit gets within range of the bridge! When he dies, he will drop the chips that Cortex sent you for. Pick up the guidance chips and follow the purple dot back to the Colonel. When you get back, 500 simoleons are yours!

And that's it. The next mission will be all prepped when you get your cash!
 
#13
antphilip said:
Bics, best tip... stay in the car... drive like greased weasel poop off a shovel. Also pay attention to the map. Look for alleys, the police tend not to follow you down there so if you can get down one to your desired location or near to it, great. You could also drive into a spray shop.
or you could cheat...
 
#14
Biscuits_AB said:
Also........how the f*ck do you get over the river to the other side? Do you have to reach a certain level before you can? All the bridges are closed.
Yes, it's a certain level you have to get to. Can't quite remember which point but you'll get a pager message saying that all bridges are now open.

Try here for more info.
 
#17
I've been secretly playing and enjoying a Dungeons & Dragons game, FFS, on my 'puter. I feel....dirty. Can someone help? Or should I just buy myself an anorak and sit at the end of Platform Six with my notebook and Thermos of tea?

The sense of moral decay, sleaze and depravity of the GTA games just doesn't do it for me anymore. I am now Xorg The Invincible, putting the world to rights with my +6 Sword of Fiery Lava. Or something.

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Goku

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#18
I LOVE GTA.
I’m addicted to shagging prostitutes in dark alleys and then beating them to death with a baseball bat so I can steal all their money… is there something wrong with me??

Anyone tried GTA San Andreas?
You can become a pimp and send your ho’s out to earn money for you.
And if your ho’s piss you off… YOU CAN BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH A BASE BALL BAT!!!!!

MUHAHA :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
 
#19
I am too hooked on Battlefield 2 to beat up Toms on Vice City on my Xbox, its the dogs spuds. So much so I have ordered £1.5k worth of new computer bits to play it the way God intended it. Hey there must be a squadie computer games fetish. When I was a singlie everyone in the block had a PC or a Commodore Whatchmacallit. Hey lets face it squadies like to kill things, even if its on a screen.

:D
 
#20
When I was a blockie (what's this singlie sheeit) we used to go and scrap with real real soldiers..........none of this made up poo...well they were 7 Sigs :oops: :oops:
 

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