Grand piano dumped on sandbar

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Could this be a new version of the Florida Keys? Sorry, best I could manage at this time of the morning.

Mysterious grand piano found on Biscayne Bay sandbar - Miami-Dade Breaking News - MiamiHerald.com

Any bored members of this site involved perchance?

 

[JoeCivvie]

It's obviously been spat out of the adjacent Bermuda Triangle.

 

[Mark The Convict]

Never mind the piano, look at the size of that seagull! Fancy that shitting in your pina colada!

Edit; very clever, Joe!