Grand National.

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by The Perisher, Apr 7, 2013.

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  1. ” Was on my way out of the house last saturday when I shouted to my wife. “I’m just nipping to the bookies love, going to have a few bets on the football”. “Ok”, she replied, “that’s fine dear”. This really shocked me as I was expecting her to kick off, but with her being so nice about it I shouted back, “I might even have a cheeky bet on the grand national”. “Don’t push it”, she yelled back. Best tip I’ve ever had. ”
     
  2. When will you post the punch-line?
     
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  3. dont get it and even though i dont get it why is it in the blue jokes
     
  4. If he hadn't turned over two pages of The Boys Book of Punctuation at once it might have made sense
     
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