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Graham Norton

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Just switched on the comedy channel and lo and behold... a poof. Who the hell is Graham Norton and why is he on tv. I found him to be as funny as cancer and about as entertaining as being on exercise in the rain and it starts going down your arse crack. No pun/link intended. :?
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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Tartan_Terrier said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Tartan_Terrier said:
Graham Norten? Wasn't he the bloke that used to present "It'll be alright on the night"?

Or have I descended into premature senility?
Yes, you have!
Oh testicles!

What was he called then?
No idea what your testicles are called. I call mine 'redundant'.

Oh, you mean Dennis Norden? Used to write scripts with Frank Muir.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#13
smartascarrots said:
He's about as funny as watching the Andrex puppy die of cancer. I've nominated him as the conductor on my personal Bus to Death.
That is despicable and horrible! How can you even contemplate such a thing. That cute and fluffy little bundle, with those huge very appealing eyes. The innocence, the amusement, the sheer joy of living that is embodied in this defencless and very beautiful creature!


The puppy is ok too.
 

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