Graham and the Gorilla.

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  1. A Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.
    Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle.
    Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem.
    The Gorilla was on heat.

    To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.

    While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad & former, All Black, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery.
    Graham, like most Kiwis, seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. So the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.

    Graham was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla
    for $500?
    Graham showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

    The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:
    "Fust," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss er."
    "Sicondly, you must niver niver tull anyone about thus."
    The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what his third condition was.
    "Wull," said Graham, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.
     
  2. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    a blond goes to London zoo and gets to close to the bars at the gorilla inclosure, The male gorilla grabs her and takes her in to his hut, where he has attempts to have sex with her. Luckily the the zoo keepers manage to rescue her, she is taken to hospital where she is kept in for observation,after a couple of days she is allowed home. two of her friends go to see her, one says " are you hurt?" the blond says " Yes, three days and not a phone call or text message!"