Grace

Discussion in 'Officers' started by Bignuts, Jan 16, 2008.

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  1. I need a good Grace for a 22 Year dine out, with Ladies and Officers present, does any one know what sort of grace it could be?:?
    I am not a godly man, and would like to make a few chuckle, even if they shouldn't!
     
  2. Forgive these foolish men oh lord as they seek to turn wine into water - Amen
     
  3. Dear Lord, Rub a dub, thanks for the grub. Amen
     
  4. Good Wine
    Good Meat
    Good God
    Let's Eat.
     
  5. That one comes over particularly well when done by a Padre.
     
  6. Obvious I know but it's always worth asking the Padre for advice on these matters; they're all 3rd Dan Black Belt Masters of Graces.
     
  7. For good friends, good food and good wine may God be thanked..oh I'm sorry I'm in the wrong mess!
     
  8. May God bless this table and all who sail in her.
     
  9. Christ almighty, Lord devine.
    Who turned the water into wine.
    Forgive these women and these men,
    who deign to turn it back again.
    Amen.

    GOTW :D :D
     
  10. God bless these women and those that ride them. Amen
     
  11. "God bless our wives and girlfriends...May they never meet."
     
  12. God of goodness bless this food
    and keep us in a joyous mood
    Bless our meals and those that serve us
    and for tomorrow's hangover
    Lord preserve us
     
  13. God bless this bunch as they munch their lunch.
     
  14. For what we are about to refuse, may the pigs be eternally grateful