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Grace

#1
I need a good Grace for a 22 Year dine out, with Ladies and Officers present, does any one know what sort of grace it could be?:?
I am not a godly man, and would like to make a few chuckle, even if they shouldn't!
 
#2
Forgive these foolish men oh lord as they seek to turn wine into water - Amen
 
#3
Dear Lord, Rub a dub, thanks for the grub. Amen
 
#4
Good Wine
Good Meat
Good God
Let's Eat.
 
#5
Murphy_Slaw said:
Good Wine
Good Meat
Good God
Let's Eat.
That one comes over particularly well when done by a Padre.
 
#6
Obvious I know but it's always worth asking the Padre for advice on these matters; they're all 3rd Dan Black Belt Masters of Graces.
 
#7
For good friends, good food and good wine may God be thanked..oh I'm sorry I'm in the wrong mess!
 
#8
May God bless this table and all who sail in her.
 
#12
God of goodness bless this food
and keep us in a joyous mood
Bless our meals and those that serve us
and for tomorrow's hangover
Lord preserve us
 
#14
For what we are about to refuse, may the pigs be eternally grateful
 

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