Goth loner is questioned over letter bombs

#1
'Goth loner' is questioned over letter bombs
Daily Telegraph
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A man described as a 'loner' was being questioned last night over a series of letter bomb attacks which have left nine people injured.

Miles Cooper, a 26-year-old school caretaker who does not drive, was arrested at his home near Cambridge early yesterday on suspicion of sending seven letter bombs in the past month, several to the offices of companies with links to traffic regulation enforcement.

Cooper, described by his uncle as "a lonely boy most of his life", had been under surveillance for some time at the terrace house in the village of Cherry Hinton, where he has lived with his mother and sister all his life. Police sources confirmed the arrest was linked to all seven bombs, which were sent in A5 Jiffy bags, some containing glass and at least one with a Cambridge postmark.

Five of the parcels actually exploded, causing minor injuries, and it is believed that others may have been intercepted by postal staff alerted by police warnings.

Assistant Chief Constable Anton Setchell, the national co-ordinator for domestic extremism, warned post room workers to continue to be vigilant as letter bombs might still be lying in unopened mail.

After Cooper's 3am arrest, specialist forensic teams began a search at his home. Officers also searched the Church of England primary school in the neighbouring village of Teversham where Cooper works, and his father's home in March, Cambs.

Typical - he's a ginger:
 
#2
Strange, isn't it? How every victim is a 'bright, bubbly personality with lots of friends and a wonderful future' whilst every suspect is a 'loner'?

If that were really the case there'd be no need for crimint. Just round up all the loners.

(No intention to insult the poster by the way, just an attack at media laziness.)
 
#3
Goth?!? have you ever seen a Goth? He is straight from central casting - crazed, crosseyed, ginger serial killer and a care taker to boot! Its far too obvious - he didn't do it.

The cops have had him on the books for years to bring out in a PR emergancy, they will quietly let him go after the press have monstered him.
 
#4
armchair_jihad said:
Goth?!? have you ever seen a Goth? He is straight from central casting - crazed, crosseyed, ginger serial killer and a care taker to boot! Its far too obvious - he didn't do it.

The cops have had him on the books for years to bring out in a PR emergancy, they will quietly let him go after the press have monstered him.
He looks like Harry Potter's mate following an afternoon smoking moroccan woodbines.

That said, simply for being ginger and cross eyed, he should be locked up.

(edited to add; )

The resemblance is uncanny:

 
#7
Was he captured due to the fact the bong eyed cunt was putting the stamps on the top left corner upside down?

If ever a bloke had "I am a frustrated much bullied and soon to crack phsyco" written all over him it's this bloke...

"Police were first attracted to the residence by the strong smell of ammonia and other chemicals, the neighbours said it had always smelt like that, and just put it down to the occupants having a ginger cunt living there"

:D
 
#11
He looks like Bill Gates' evil clone.

This is another strong arguament for legalising the ownership of firearms in this country.

As things stand, a few unfortunate souls in post rooms got their fingers burned. More liberal gun laws would have allowed him to have a proper breakdown - rampaging through a shopping mall cutting people down with the Uzi he bought via mail order.
 
#12
I am alone and ginger myself at present; TFB at work, Fenianette at pre-school. I wonder if I have any weed-killer left in the shed? Or I could empty out all those 7s I bought for clay pigeon shooting before deciding I would rather watch paint dry...
 
#13
Cuddles said:
I am alone and ginger myself at present

The Police and the Tabloids will be around in a jiff...stand by
 
#14
A spokesperson from the British Council of Ginger Speccy Tw*ts, Colin Colon had this to say:

"This is another example of how Britain has become a police state for cross eyed geeks. Thee heavy handed way that the police dealt with Miles is just another example of the years of prejudice and exclusion that the ginger speccy tw*t community has suffered."

When asked whether he condemned the alleged bomb attacks, Mr Colon commented:

"There are a lot of angry speccy tw*ts in our community who have seen the way that the West persecutes gingers across the world. At worst it is physical abuse, at best it is strange looks or comments about Duracell batteries. I certainly condemn these, and references to bottoms of milk bottles. I regret the suffering of Mr Cooper and other speccy tw*ts and the effect it must have had on him."

Assitant Chief Inspector Plod had this to say:

"Blah blah diversity blah, working together blah, outreach programmes blether, appeal for calm to ginger community leaders blah.

Am I on overtime yet?"

An ICM poll discovered that 40% of ginger speccy tw*ts want the imposition of Speccy Law in the UK with 55% saying that they felt more ginger than they did British. 30% could not come to the door because it was too sunny and they might burn.

"
 
#15
Cuddles said:
I am alone and ginger myself at present; TFB at work, Fenianette at pre-school. I wonder if I have any weed-killer left in the shed? Or I could empty out all those 7s I bought for clay pigeon shooting before deciding I would rather watch paint dry...
As much as I enjoy reading your posts, come the revolution, you'll be one of the first who's put up against the wall. Nothing personal mind, it's just you're ginger.
 
#16
Random_Task said:
'Goth loner' is questioned over letter bombs
Daily Telegraph
Link
A man described as a 'loner' was being questioned last night over a series of letter bomb attacks which have left nine people injured.

Miles Cooper, a 26-year-old school caretaker who does not drive, was arrested at his home near Cambridge early yesterday on suspicion of sending seven letter bombs in the past month, several to the offices of companies with links to traffic regulation enforcement.

Cooper, described by his uncle as "a lonely boy most of his life", had been under surveillance for some time at the terrace house in the village of Cherry Hinton, where he has lived with his mother and sister all his life. Police sources confirmed the arrest was linked to all seven bombs, which were sent in A5 Jiffy bags, some containing glass and at least one with a Cambridge postmark.

Five of the parcels actually exploded, causing minor injuries, and it is believed that others may have been intercepted by postal staff alerted by police warnings.

Assistant Chief Constable Anton Setchell, the national co-ordinator for domestic extremism, warned post room workers to continue to be vigilant as letter bombs might still be lying in unopened mail.

After Cooper's 3am arrest, specialist forensic teams began a search at his home. Officers also searched the Church of England primary school in the neighbouring village of Teversham where Cooper works, and his father's home in March, Cambs.
Cambridgeshire,school caretaker,loony,what don't they vet anybody in that county.
 
#17
A shovel to the back of the head at around the age of 2 would have sorted out those bongo eyes.......

And a can of lighter fluid for the hair.
 
#18
like an extra from deliverance II
was in Cambridge yesterday, looks like he'd blend in rather well in that get up!
 
#19
I'm just waiting for the police to apologise to the crosseyed Gwaa community for the crime of arresting a wanabe mass murderer!
 
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