got your cescus form yet

HHH

GCM
its the spelling question
 
It's a subtle clue that the form was produced by an Army pamphlet author. I know of no other organisation that leaves a blank page (or, in this case, question), then feels obliged to tell you that it's blank, thereby usurping its blank status.
 
I thought it was there for you to write in your own question and answer. I put (as my question) How often do you and your partner have sexual relations? My answer was 3 or 4 times a day with a smiley face. I will now go and find the tipx as clearly it was meant to be blank!!!
;-)
TPBD
 
I thought it was there for you to write in your own question and answer. I put (as my question) How often do you and your partner have sexual relations? My answer was 3 or 4 times a day with a smiley face. I will now go and find the tipx as clearly it was meant to be blank!!!
;-)
TPBD

Is that one of these:
SmileyMaskDemoSm.jpg

or one of these?
_42176707_blair_mask203.jpg
 
Any sections marked "For Official Use Only" will always benefit from a wipe of candle wax - alledgedly :)
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
Whys that then Bonzo? Putting scooterist on mines for religion!

Bollox, wish I'd done that, filled it in this morning and sealed it up ready for posting on 27th March ^^ I was tempted to put down Ordained Minister of the Church Of Dudism :)
 

Top_Man

War Hero
There is somewhere online, in the good old US of A, that you can register free of charge, as a minister of the cloth, entitling you to some privaliges (at cost of course). Coulld be interesting if a few thousand signed the census as ordained ministers.
 

Punch

LE
It's a question on the Welsh version of the form which is not asked of the English.
This is true - not a wind-up - and was confirmed by a census official, but there must be a joke in there somewhere.
I have no idea what the question is but no doubt one of our Welsh Arrsers can tell us.
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
There is somewhere online, in the good old US of A, that you can register free of charge, as a minister of the cloth, entitling you to some privaliges (at cost of course). Coulld be interesting if a few thousand signed the census as ordained ministers.

See my post above, I am an ordained Minister of Th e Curch of Dudism, all free of charge unless you want the certificate ^^
 
See my post above, I am an ordained Minister of Th e Curch of Dudism, all free of charge unless you want the certificate ^^

Th e Curch?

Suppose it fits with the cescus form though :)
 
It's a question on the Welsh version of the form which is not asked of the English.
This is true - not a wind-up - and was confirmed by a census official, but there must be a joke in there somewhere.
I have no idea what the question is but no doubt one of our Welsh Arrsers can tell us.

It's where they stick a piccie of their favourite sheep.
 

llech

LE
On the Welsh census it asks "Have you our anyone you know make bombs or have ever firebombed an Englishmans holiday home?" Well it should've it acctually asks "Can you read, write a converse in Welsh?"
 

llech

LE
On the Welsh census it asks "Have you our anyone you know make bombs or have ever firebombed an Englishmans holiday home?" Well it should've it acctually asks "Can you read, write a converse in Welsh?"

Having read that through it seems I can't even do it in English!
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
Please if I was being screwed by Blair, he would be dead by now of a heart attack, but I would still be wearing a smiley face :)

TPBD

Lunatic woman. We were being screwed by Blair for years! Where were you!!
 

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