Got to hurt - with pictures

#4
Hoisted by his own petard? :threaten:
 
#7
"Senior admin officer at the museum, Rod Botha, said the suspect broke down the back door to the museum. The alarm went off and the man apparently got a fright and ran away."

Looks like a touch of Karma here, he broke down their back doors and it looks like he has now got an extra set of his own. :lol:
 
#8
I wonder how much compensation he'll get for that. ... and whether HSE has closed the museum down.
 

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#10
He'll be putting a health and safety claim in for the wounding and 'hurt feelings' caused by the railings (a la the thief who successfully sued the owner of the house he was burgling when he fell through the skylight and cut himself on kitchen knives). And he will probably win, costing the tax payer more. Would have been easier for all involved to let him rot in situ. Preferably with a sign around his neck saying 'fcuking thieves get what for' :twisted:
 
#11
Gren said:
Good, serves the cnut right.
Took the words right out of my mouth. Shame the NHS will have to look after him......
 
#12
Markintime said:
Save the judge tearing him a new arrsehole anyway.
:D - Thats just made my day ten times better.
 
#14
Hat off to the guy who SPEARHEADED the operation to break this illegal RING.
An INTERNAL PROBING is now underway.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#15
box-of-frogs said:
Gren said:
Good, serves the cnut right.
Took the words right out of my mouth. Shame the NHS will have to look after him......
I think that's East London in South Africa ... no NHS! And the museum will probably get an award from the local police and the SA HSE will probably commend them for having a sturdy fence.

At least when he recovers and does go to prison, his first shower rape should be a breeze ... what with now possessing an XXXL arrsehole :D
 
#16
They can now try and give him some backbone via the new wound. Spineless c*nt.

Imagine getting caught tsk tsk...
 
#18
probably not the first spike he's had up his ringpiece
 
#20
Sort of gives the nickname "bunghole bandit" a certain poignancy don't you think?

 
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