Got to be careful introducing the wifey to some people...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Schaden, Oct 18, 2011.

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  1. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

  2. If I was married to that I'd give her away...
  3. Tis funny
  4. That's a lovely cotton dress.........did she pick it herself?
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  5. Fuck off you'd knock that over like a builders bog.
  6. Obviously, but I wouldn't come on here telling people about it.

    Err hang on ... oh shit:oops:
  7. Michael Winner to Venus (or Serena Williams):

    "Calm down dear, he's not really a muslim..."
  8. At last - a genuine smile on my face! For what it's worth there is the tale of one of our guys who was dared (and did) visit Haarlem (the US one) with a tee shirt emblazoned on the front with "100% Cotton" and "an' yo' momma picked it!" on the back. Sadly the dit didn't reveal whether the shirt was still on his back when, and if, he got outta town.