Got to be careful introducing the wifey to some people...

Michael Winner to Venus (or Serena Williams):

"Calm down dear, he's not really a muslim..."
That's a lovely cotton dress.........did she pick it herself?
At last - a genuine smile on my face! For what it's worth there is the tale of one of our guys who was dared (and did) visit Haarlem (the US one) with a tee shirt emblazoned on the front with "100% Cotton" and "an' yo' momma picked it!" on the back. Sadly the dit didn't reveal whether the shirt was still on his back when, and if, he got outta town.

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