Got the painters in ???

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by lumpy2, Nov 11, 2011.

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  1. Congratulations to Crown Paints for producing a range of colours called "PERIOD".

    I kid you not, this is a genuine product and deserves to have a picture of the tin posted. (Tried to do this but failed because I'm a technical f*ckwit).

    Any of you eagle-eyed arrsers spotted a more inappropriately named product recently??
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  2. Yes, saw one a few years ago called an SA80...
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  3. H3

    H3 LE

    I spotted a kitchen cleaning fluid in Italy called "SMAC" .....sniff sniff !!!!
  4. Sterling work there, Mr Civvie. Knew you'd come up with the goods :)
  5. Halal snack?

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  6. Seen a sweet called spunk before, its been on tv a few times too
  7. An aisle in Asda called Polish, i couldn't find the Mr Sheen anywhere, trades description?
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  8. aye, ye cannae beat sucking spunk when yer mouth is dry.
  9. PlacentaShampoo.jpg

    Dunno whether it's made from it or your supposed to wash afterbirths with it. :)
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  10. A popular crisp no doubt.


    Or if you want to lose weight.


    A soup for the ladies & the confused.

  11. Sainsbury's has a section dedicated to "lunchbox cheese", whilst M&S invite you to "fill your own crackers". Disgusting.
  12. Have you tasted...

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