Got Arachnophobia then be afraid

#1
false Widow spider found in Milton Keynes.

The nest of a biting venomous spider has been found in a Buckinghamshire garden and council officers have warned residents to be on the alert for more.

Milton Keynes pest controllers have dealt with the nest of a false widow spider but believe there may be others.
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TheIronDuke

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#2
Hands up everybody who gives a flying fuck what happens in Milton Keynes?
 

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#4
This is no time for ironing.

Hands up everybody who has been to Milton Keynes and had the sudden urge to book into a Novotel and open a vein in the bath? The Council should sponsor deadly spiders. That £50 Novotel bill could go to the dependents of those who lost the will to live.
 
#5
Milton what?

You want fucking spiders?

You should come here and see tha basteds we have lurking abaht. I kid you not, some of the fuckers are so big the locals bar b q them.

I am always reminded that when licking a local girls pussy here, if it tastes strange, she might just have been living on fried flies and bbq spider for a few days.

Milton what? yet 'avin a girafe.

And I dont give a fuck about spelling and grammer cos I is pissed.
 
#8
A false widow spider? Spousally challenged arachnid walt!!
 
#10
False widows have been in the UK for a while. Mainly on the South Coast. Most people wouldnt even notice them or know what they are. I live in Hampshire and have a house and garden full of the buggers. No real threat to an adult unless you are allergic to such things.

Quite unpleasant compared to native species though I suppose.
 
#12
EODM, Do not take the name of the almighty Penguin in vain. The other penguins tell me they dont like it.
 
#14
Jesus Christ you are a boring cunt.
My GOD, you are one Hard Bastid, fancy saying that about old J.C, bet you,d thin out if you came eyeball to eyeball with him tho.
 
#15
Milton's a sterilizing fluid. One visit is enough to kill all vestiges of a life but not quite enough to end simple existence.

You want fucking spiders?
Not really. Humans, female ones, will do quite nicely, thank you.

And I dont give a fuck about spelling and grammer cos I is pissed.
I can't say, despite attendance at, and healthy participation in, numerous dining-in nights, balls, exchange nights, friday nights and Burns Nights, that I have ever been that drunk. ... perhaps I need to explore that infinitessimal gap between 'totally inebriated' and 'comatose'.
 

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