Got a spare fag mate?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Barrack Room Lawyer, Feb 5, 2011.

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  1. Link doesn't work
  2. Linkey no worky!
  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    The title of this thread fails to live up to my expectation. Expect a brown envelope on Monday. Sharpen up and put on after-shave, you might pull a nurse in Strasbourg. I'm fucking suing for, erm... me human rights, eh?
  4. Bastards never got me any.
  5. There has to be a first for everything I suppose...
  6. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Wrong type of fag for you Jarrod :)
  7. Why didn't they just say 'Oooh, we jailed him for ages'?

    And I think this is a bit wrong...

    Civilians: (bottom, left to right) Alison McCabe, Stuart Walker and Lisa Harrison
  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I am a mild mannered man who helps old dolls over the road. But you promise me a spare fag and this is the best you can fucking do?

    I am less than impressed.