Got a spare $780,000?

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#2
Christ,

In my day it was a couple of Breezers and 10 Silk Cut.
 
#3
Not surprised a Jap won the auction, isn't this what the Geishas do?
 
#4
#5
So is the Jap going to spend an hour assaulting her with various battery operated toys then invite 8 of his mates over to turn her into a plasterer's radio? She's been short changed......
 
#7
FFS, what's the world coming to? In my day all they got was a "Jim'll Fix It' badge & they considered themselves lucky.
 
#8
I hope she cashes the cheque before letting him shag her - it would be funny if it bounced more then he did.
 
#9
No bit of pussy is worth that!

I dont understand why he would want a virgin, give me a complete slut please!
You're bang on.

For that cash, I'd want to shown the time of my life, not spend my time asking, nay telling her to roll over; put this there; grip it like this and say "Yes, you really do suck on it!"
 
#10
Right, who wants me?

You've all seen the Avatar, that's obviously me, cash up front and then we'll talk about a good shagging.

No mamby pamby fuckwits or poor people please. Who'll start the bidding at a tenner?
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#13
I'll see your HK$10 and raise you half a pork pie and a cold cup of coffee.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#18
I've not had a pork pie for fucking years.... is it a Bowyers?
It can be what ever you want it to be sweetcheeks.

And yes It's a real one.
 

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