got a bun slag up the duff

#1
have u had the missfourtune of knocking up the camp bike?
got an ex who makes ure life hell
maybe having them killed could solve all your problems

try / hitman.us/main.html / u will have to copy the link
 
#3
His shift key is broken too. Five postings and not one capital letter.
 
#6
Seconded: Knob
 
#8
Is miss fortune the said lady? Sounds like he's onto a winner if she's that well off.

Thirded: knob.
 
#9
Sorry my grammer and computer literacy are not up to the high standard of you gents but i dont get as much chance to use a pc as you clerks and ruperts do my english is quite shite but hey most of the people i meet these days are arabic any way so up yours you bunch of knobs and drive your desk up your arse cunts!!!
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#10
Aaaaahhhh Bless him. What is the matter Lurkin, has your Nova broken down.

Try the education centre for a basic skills test. You might be suprised.

KNOB
 
#11
lurkin said:
Sorry my grammer and computer literacy are not up to the high standard of you gents but i dont get as much chance to use a pc as you clerks and ruperts do my english is quite shite but hey most of the people i meet these days are arabic any way so up yours you bunch of knobs and drive your desk up your arse *!!!

You working in London then ?
 
#12
lurkin said:
have u had the missfourtune of knocking up the camp bike?
got an ex who makes ure life hell
maybe having them killed could solve all your problems
I think this lad may be Bettymooses husband!!!!!
 
#13
I'll drive something up your ARRSE you gobby little shite and it won't be a desk.
Now Pi$$ off and get ready for work at ASDA in Birmingham.


Edited for going to the same skills centre as Numpty boy Lurkin
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#14
Mountain_goat said:
I'll drive something up your ARRSE you gobby little shite and it won't be a desk.
Now Pi$$ off and get ready for work at ASDA in Birmingham.


Edited for going to the same skills centre as Numpty boy Lurkin
Shouldn't that read Get ready for your ASBO in Birmingham.
 
#15
How so very dare you accuse me of being a clerk!!!!! And as for a rupert, well, not as long as I still ........... as my CRs keep telling me :meditate:
 
#16
lurkin said:
Sorry my grammer and computer literacy are not up to the high standard of you gents but i dont get as much chance to use a pc as you clerks and ruperts do my english is quite shite but hey most of the people i meet these days are arabic any way so up yours you bunch of knobs and drive your desk up your arse *!!!
Clerks and Ruperts... so its crap hat central then..
 
#17
lurkin said:
Sorry my grammer and computer literacy are not up to the high standard of you gents but i dont get as much chance to use a pc as you clerks and ruperts do my english is quite shite but hey most of the people i meet these days are arabic any way so up yours you bunch of knobs and drive your desk up your arse *!!!
I would have applauded your retort here young man save one thing..... Its Grammar you thick Chav cock swallowing cunt... Now fook off to Ipswich and get murdered.
 

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