got a bun slag up the duff

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by lurkin, Jan 24, 2007.

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  1. have u had the missfourtune of knocking up the camp bike?
    got an ex who makes ure life hell
    maybe having them killed could solve all your problems

    try / / u will have to copy the link
  2. Chavvy cunt.
  3. His shift key is broken too. Five postings and not one capital letter.
  4. Fcuking thing keeps posting twice. :frustrated:
  5. Seconded: Knob
  6. And it's been posted before. Nice mugs though.
  7. Is miss fortune the said lady? Sounds like he's onto a winner if she's that well off.

    Thirded: knob.
  8. Sorry my grammer and computer literacy are not up to the high standard of you gents but i dont get as much chance to use a pc as you clerks and ruperts do my english is quite shite but hey most of the people i meet these days are arabic any way so up yours you bunch of knobs and drive your desk up your arse cunts!!!
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Aaaaahhhh Bless him. What is the matter Lurkin, has your Nova broken down.

    Try the education centre for a basic skills test. You might be suprised.


  10. You working in London then ?
  11. I think this lad may be Bettymooses husband!!!!!
  12. I'll drive something up your ARRSE you gobby little shite and it won't be a desk.
    Now Pi$$ off and get ready for work at ASDA in Birmingham.

    Edited for going to the same skills centre as Numpty boy Lurkin
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Shouldn't that read Get ready for your ASBO in Birmingham.
  14. How so very dare you accuse me of being a clerk!!!!! And as for a rupert, well, not as long as I still ........... as my CRs keep telling me :meditate: