"Gosh, what an amusing misunderstanding!"

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#4
It's in the shape of a 3! HAHA! Wait, why didn't she get suspicious after like, I don't know, the 15th star he drew?
 

Ravers

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#5
Smells distinctly of Bollox to me. Surely the tattoist would've drawn it on first and I am sure she would've looked in the mirror during the procedure. Dumb slut if you ask me who probably got a bollocking from Daddy when she got home and decided to blame it all on the mean old Romanian tattoo artist.
 
#7
She claims to fell asleep while it was done, im sorry but what a load of crap, how do you fall asleep while your having a tattoo.
 
#8
Theralas said:
She claims to fell asleep while it was done, im sorry but what a load of crap, how do you fall asleep while your having a tattoo.
Easy - she was pissed! :D
 

BuggerAll

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#9
I love the comment from the shrink:

"Jules Clocher, a Belgian psychologist, said: 'The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable. She feels like a circus freak - and no wonder, because she looks like one.'"

You can't stop people from being stupid...
 
#12
Reminds me of the "Also Smith & Jones" sketch about the fisherman and his two pollocks!
 
#13
They look distinctly 'photoshopped on to me, look at the flesh colour between them. Is this a Daily Mail Wah !
 
#14
BuggerAll said:
She feels like a circus freak - and no wonder, because she looks like one.'"
Well, I'd still give her the benefit of my long experience, and if she's that dumb she'd probably let me!
 
#15
Theralas said:
She claims to fell asleep while it was done, im sorry but what a load of crap, how do you fall asleep while your having a tattoo.
I fell asleep getting mine, once the outline was done and the guy started filling in the main body I found it quite easy to go to sleep. I had just done 8 nightshifts in a row, and gone straight from work plus I was having my ink done on my Delt nowhere near boney bits. Everyone I know who has had tattoo on a boney area says it kills.

I think this daft bint had a change of heart once it was finished. Wire brush and Dettol will sort her.
 

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#18
theiftaker said:
Theralas said:
She claims to fell asleep while it was done, im sorry but what a load of crap, how do you fall asleep while your having a tattoo.
I fell asleep getting mine, once the outline was done and the guy started filling in the main body I found it quite easy to go to sleep. I had just done 8 nightshifts in a row, and gone straight from work plus I was having my ink done on my Delt nowhere near boney bits. Everyone I know who has had tattoo on a boney area says it kills.

I think this daft bint had a change of heart once it was finished. Wire brush and Dettol will sort her.
I have found that having a tat on a boney bit really doesn't hurt that much. Having a tattoo that nears the nipple recks like a bitch. Although saying that, the same tattoo neared the collar bone and that didn't tickle, but that was due to feeling it was going up my neck.
 

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