Gormless Fcukers

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  1. Whilst watching the news last night a clip was shown of the Labour Party conference, in which Cyclops was entering the building.

    In the background was a policewoman wearing one of those hi-vis all-weather jackets. Nothing wrong in that you might think, but what started my ulcers off was the fact that she had the zip done fully up so the collar rose above her mouth and nose leaving only her eyes visible; in addition, she had her sleeves pulled down over her hands, with the combined effect that she looked more like a pre-pubescent schoolgirl sheltering from the cold, rather than a professional enforcement arm of the law.

    This set me thinking and my blood pressure continued to rise. This gormlessness isn't the sole preserve of the police as I've noticed many similarly gormless military specimens over the years. These include, but are not limited to those wearing (utterly oblivious to their gormlessness), shapeless berets, inappropriate specs (including those photochromatic variants that turn my face purple when I spot them), ill-fitting uniforms (over fat carcasses), hoods up on waterproofs; and just general genetic gormlessness etched on their spud-like faces.

    Still fuming this morning.
  2. You need to get a life!
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

  4. I guess your the sort of fuckwit that goes on about having no tactical awareness if you have you hood up.
  5. maybe she did not want to be I.D'd in any photos with cyclops
  6. She was probably trying to prevent anyone she knew seeing her in the same place as Gordo
  7. and can anyone blame her...
  8. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    I remember, in the early 80s, being issued a poncho and told that under no circumstances was I to use it as a waterproof as soldiers did not need waterproof clothing.

    Were you my troop sergeant?

  9. 1. if you are thinking about this sort of stuff then you lead a very sad life indeed my friend.

    so you were fuming last night and this morning, does this mean that you lost sleep over it?

    do you self a favour and get out and meet people, instead of sitting in front of your computer watching kiddie porn and writing bollocks on blog sites!!

    you gormless fcukwit!!
  10. Perhaps she was just a midget................they ain't fussy.
  11. elovabloke

    elovabloke LE Moderator

    I take it he is was in Recce Tp then - Labour Party Conference starts in a couple of weeks.

    I think you'll find he was having a freebie curtesy of the workers like the rest of the freeloaders in the TUC.

  12. Talking of fcukwits, kiddie porn, and balls, I offer a selection of your previous erudite posts:

    Now run along back to the clothing store and start counting the expense items - don't want the to get on the wrong side of the Sarge now do we.
  13. Fair cop guv.
  14. Ah, ok, Hippy, guess I'd better prepare for incoming ....

    I can't work up much outrage over the Day-Glo plonk at NuLab's latest Nuremburg-fest. I reserve what little pi55&vinegar I have left mostly for bad weapons drills - longhaired sunray always becoming nervous when she escorts my bad-tempered carcase through airports ...

    But I admit it: I always had my hood down, whatever the weather, if there was the slightest chance of hostilities. Does it really make a huge difference to situational awareness? To be honest, I don't know, but I always felt totally ill at ease if the hood was up.

    Of course I was a well known coward so that could be a contributing factor, now that I think of it ... :oops:

  15. you must have fcukall to do all day if you search for my previous posts. are you dole scum?

    dont get on the wrong side of sarge ha ha ha. i will remember that one next time im climbing off your wife