Gormless Fcukers

#1
Whilst watching the news last night a clip was shown of the Labour Party conference, in which Cyclops was entering the building.

In the background was a policewoman wearing one of those hi-vis all-weather jackets. Nothing wrong in that you might think, but what started my ulcers off was the fact that she had the zip done fully up so the collar rose above her mouth and nose leaving only her eyes visible; in addition, she had her sleeves pulled down over her hands, with the combined effect that she looked more like a pre-pubescent schoolgirl sheltering from the cold, rather than a professional enforcement arm of the law.

This set me thinking and my blood pressure continued to rise. This gormlessness isn't the sole preserve of the police as I've noticed many similarly gormless military specimens over the years. These include, but are not limited to those wearing (utterly oblivious to their gormlessness), shapeless berets, inappropriate specs (including those photochromatic variants that turn my face purple when I spot them), ill-fitting uniforms (over fat carcasses), hoods up on waterproofs; and just general genetic gormlessness etched on their spud-like faces.

Still fuming this morning.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#3
#4
I guess your the sort of fuckwit that goes on about having no tactical awareness if you have you hood up.
 
#6
Mr_Deputy said:
policewoman was probably wincing, hiding in her uniform expecting a suicide bomb to go off at any second!
She was probably trying to prevent anyone she knew seeing her in the same place as Gordo
 
#7
LEGZ30 said:
Mr_Deputy said:
policewoman was probably wincing, hiding in her uniform expecting a suicide bomb to go off at any second!
She was probably trying to prevent anyone she knew seeing her in the same place as Gordo
and can anyone blame her...
 

maninblack

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#8
I remember, in the early 80s, being issued a poncho and told that under no circumstances was I to use it as a waterproof as soldiers did not need waterproof clothing.

Were you my troop sergeant?
 
#9
Counter-Bluffer-Ops said:
Whilst watching the news last night a clip was shown of the Labour Party conference, in which Cyclops was entering the building.

In the background was a policewoman wearing one of those hi-vis all-weather jackets. Nothing wrong in that you might think, but what started my ulcers off was the fact that she had the zip done fully up so the collar rose above her mouth and nose leaving only her eyes visible; in addition, she had her sleeves pulled down over her hands, with the combined effect that she looked more like a pre-pubescent schoolgirl sheltering from the cold, rather than a professional enforcement arm of the law.

This set me thinking and my blood pressure continued to rise[/u]. This gormlessness isn't the sole preserve of the police as I've noticed many similarly gormless military specimens over the years. These include, but are not limited to those wearing (utterly oblivious to their gormlessness), shapeless berets, inappropriate specs (including those photochromatic variants that turn my face purple when I spot them), ill-fitting uniforms (over fat carcasses), hoods up on waterproofs; and just general genetic gormlessness etched on their spud-like faces.

Still fuming this morning.



1. if you are thinking about this sort of stuff then you lead a very sad life indeed my friend.

so you were fuming last night and this morning, does this mean that you lost sleep over it?

do you self a favour and get out and meet people, instead of sitting in front of your computer watching kiddie porn and writing bollocks on blog sites!!

you gormless fcukwit!!
 

elovabloke

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#11
maninblack said:
I remember, in the early 80s, being issued a poncho and told that under no circumstances was I to use it as a waterproof as soldiers did not need waterproof clothing.

Were you my troop sergeant?
I take it he is was in Recce Tp then - Labour Party Conference starts in a couple of weeks.

I think you'll find he was having a freebie curtesy of the workers like the rest of the freeloaders in the TUC.
 
#12
Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:
Counter-Bluffer-Ops said:
Whilst watching the news last night a clip was shown of the Labour Party conference, in which Cyclops was entering the building.

In the background was a policewoman wearing one of those hi-vis all-weather jackets. Nothing wrong in that you might think, but what started my ulcers off was the fact that she had the zip done fully up so the collar rose above her mouth and nose leaving only her eyes visible; in addition, she had her sleeves pulled down over her hands, with the combined effect that she looked more like a pre-pubescent schoolgirl sheltering from the cold, rather than a professional enforcement arm of the law.

This set me thinking and my blood pressure continued to rise[/u]. This gormlessness isn't the sole preserve of the police as I've noticed many similarly gormless military specimens over the years. These include, but are not limited to those wearing (utterly oblivious to their gormlessness), shapeless berets, inappropriate specs (including those photochromatic variants that turn my face purple when I spot them), ill-fitting uniforms (over fat carcasses), hoods up on waterproofs; and just general genetic gormlessness etched on their spud-like faces.

Still fuming this morning.



1. if you are thinking about this sort of stuff then you lead a very sad life indeed my friend.

so you were fuming last night and this morning, does this mean that you lost sleep over it?

do you self a favour and get out and meet people, instead of sitting in front of your computer watching kiddie porn and writing balls on blog sites!!

you gormless fcukwit!!


Talking of fcukwits, kiddie porn, and balls, I offer a selection of your previous erudite posts:

Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:
Just been out for a lunchtime pint (as you do) and I was sat at the bar reading the paper, half way through a bunch of mongs came in with their carers giving it mlaaarrr all over the place, one came up to the bar and stole my paper as i was reading it. stunned and shocked by the arrogance of this mongtard i told him to fcuk off. an explosion of mong carers suddenly descended on me and started giving ME sh1t!! after a bit of a heated conversation one of the carers said to me "they are here by the grace of god" to which my reply was "they are here for entertainment purposes" from that i got my coat, left the paper with the spacca and departed.

Question is, has anyone suffered similar incidents with mongs and/or their carers?
Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:
antphilip said:
The legionnaires in the showers and the rip off price for a less than decent bottle of port.

Oh and the inconvenient speed bumps. I'm pretty sure I lost a part of my car to one of them.

All in all, a nice enough place though and I can't believe Que Pasa the hunting den of the ugly and the old hasn't been mentioned.
the legionaires is being sorted now!!! they have the builders in putting in new pipes. mess bills and beer will go up.

i am glad the speed bump outside the NAFFI has gone but they moved the b loody thing further up the road, how much did that cost??? when money could be spent on better things like better civvies and not the knobbers who work there now
:)
Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:
its not called a Bambi is it? dont ask me why but a deviant mate of mine mentioned this too me a few years ago after getting this treatment from a skank in Brecon that he picked up at the Welly.

he said "dirty bitch gave me a bambi" I asked what this was and he explained something similar to the question posed at the top of this thread.
Now run along back to the clothing store and start counting the expense items - don't want the to get on the wrong side of the Sarge now do we.
 
#13
elovabloke said:
I take it he is was in Recce Tp then - Labour Party Conference starts in a couple of weeks.

I think you'll find he was having a freebie curtesy of the workers like the rest of the freeloaders in the TUC.
Fair cop guv.
 
#14
brighton hippy said:
I guess your the sort of fuckwit that goes on about having no tactical awareness if you have you hood up.
Ah, ok, Hippy, guess I'd better prepare for incoming ....

I can't work up much outrage over the Day-Glo plonk at NuLab's latest Nuremburg-fest. I reserve what little pi55&vinegar I have left mostly for bad weapons drills - longhaired sunray always becoming nervous when she escorts my bad-tempered carcase through airports ...

But I admit it: I always had my hood down, whatever the weather, if there was the slightest chance of hostilities. Does it really make a huge difference to situational awareness? To be honest, I don't know, but I always felt totally ill at ease if the hood was up.

Of course I was a well known coward so that could be a contributing factor, now that I think of it ... :oops:
 
#15
Counter-Bluffer-Ops said:
Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:
Counter-Bluffer-Ops said:
Whilst watching the news last night a clip was shown of the Labour Party conference, in which Cyclops was entering the building.

In the background was a policewoman wearing one of those hi-vis all-weather jackets. Nothing wrong in that you might think, but what started my ulcers off was the fact that she had the zip done fully up so the collar rose above her mouth and nose leaving only her eyes visible; in addition, she had her sleeves pulled down over her hands, with the combined effect that she looked more like a pre-pubescent schoolgirl sheltering from the cold, rather than a professional enforcement arm of the law.

This set me thinking and my blood pressure continued to rise[/u]. This gormlessness isn't the sole preserve of the police as I've noticed many similarly gormless military specimens over the years. These include, but are not limited to those wearing (utterly oblivious to their gormlessness), shapeless berets, inappropriate specs (including those photochromatic variants that turn my face purple when I spot them), ill-fitting uniforms (over fat carcasses), hoods up on waterproofs; and just general genetic gormlessness etched on their spud-like faces.

Still fuming this morning.



1. if you are thinking about this sort of stuff then you lead a very sad life indeed my friend.

so you were fuming last night and this morning, does this mean that you lost sleep over it?

do you self a favour and get out and meet people, instead of sitting in front of your computer watching kiddie porn and writing balls on blog sites!!

you gormless fcukwit!!


Talking of fcukwits, kiddie porn, and balls, I offer a selection of your previous erudite posts:

Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:
Just been out for a lunchtime pint (as you do) and I was sat at the bar reading the paper, half way through a bunch of mongs came in with their carers giving it mlaaarrr all over the place, one came up to the bar and stole my paper as i was reading it. stunned and shocked by the arrogance of this mongtard i told him to fcuk off. an explosion of mong carers suddenly descended on me and started giving ME sh1t!! after a bit of a heated conversation one of the carers said to me "they are here by the grace of god" to which my reply was "they are here for entertainment purposes" from that i got my coat, left the paper with the spacca and departed.

Question is, has anyone suffered similar incidents with mongs and/or their carers?
Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:
antphilip said:
The legionnaires in the showers and the rip off price for a less than decent bottle of port.

Oh and the inconvenient speed bumps. I'm pretty sure I lost a part of my car to one of them.

All in all, a nice enough place though and I can't believe Que Pasa the hunting den of the ugly and the old hasn't been mentioned.
the legionaires is being sorted now!!! they have the builders in putting in new pipes. mess bills and beer will go up.

i am glad the speed bump outside the NAFFI has gone but they moved the b loody thing further up the road, how much did that cost??? when money could be spent on better things like better civvies and not the knobbers who work there now
:)
Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:
its not called a Bambi is it? dont ask me why but a deviant mate of mine mentioned this too me a few years ago after getting this treatment from a skank in Brecon that he picked up at the Welly.

he said "dirty bitch gave me a bambi" I asked what this was and he explained something similar to the question posed at the top of this thread.
Now run along back to the clothing store and start counting the expense items - don't want the to get on the wrong side of the Sarge now do we.


you must have fcukall to do all day if you search for my previous posts. are you dole scum?

dont get on the wrong side of sarge ha ha ha. i will remember that one next time im climbing off your wife
 
#16
This is a direct consequence of allowing the Constabularies allowing split arrses to sign up.Females are too small to fit into the "one size fits no-one " uniforms.
 
#17
Here you go.

 

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