Whilst watching the news last night a clip was shown of the Labour Party conference, in which Cyclops was entering the building. In the background was a policewoman wearing one of those hi-vis all-weather jackets. Nothing wrong in that you might think, but what started my ulcers off was the fact that she had the zip done fully up so the collar rose above her mouth and nose leaving only her eyes visible; in addition, she had her sleeves pulled down over her hands, with the combined effect that she looked more like a pre-pubescent schoolgirl sheltering from the cold, rather than a professional enforcement arm of the law. This set me thinking and my blood pressure continued to rise. This gormlessness isn't the sole preserve of the police as I've noticed many similarly gormless military specimens over the years. These include, but are not limited to those wearing (utterly oblivious to their gormlessness), shapeless berets, inappropriate specs (including those photochromatic variants that turn my face purple when I spot them), ill-fitting uniforms (over fat carcasses), hoods up on waterproofs; and just general genetic gormlessness etched on their spud-like faces. Still fuming this morning.