Gorilla's Blowjob

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by scousegit, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A guy walks into a bar with a huge gorilla. The bartender asks him what the deal is and the guy says that the gorilla is specially trained so that when he hits the animal in the jaw, he gives him a blowjob. The bartender doesn't believe it, so the man pulls his arm back and punches the gorilla in the face. The gorilla gets up. brushes himself off, and gives the man a blowjob. He has to perform the whole trick again for the bartender, who still doesn't believe it. The man finally asks the bartender if he wants to try it. "Sure," he says, "Just don't hit me as hard as you hit that gorilla."