Gorilla Coat

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  1. Nothing about this government shocks me anymore what I am truly disappointed by is the fact you beat me to the see my vest gag.

    See my loafers former gophers
  2. It takes up to twenty dumb animals to make a fur coat. And one ugly, stupid Tranny to wear it.
  3. Grizzly bear underwear... :D
  4. I wish I could say I'm astonished.

    We have Troops in Iraq, Troops in Afganistan, Iran going nuclear and what's on the front pages.........

    11 fcukwits on a TV program.
  5. I used to have a donkey jacket ..... does that count ??
  6. Quality post! :lol:
  7. Well we also have a minister for the Armed Forces, so what's your point Guru?! :lol:

    On a more serious note I visited Bristol Zoo on Monday with my three year old daughter, who was fascinated by Jock, Salome and Romina, the three adult Lowland gorillas and the baby Namoke. Luckily she is too wee to take in the various messages about bushmeat and exploitation of these beautiful animals but I certainly did. Pete Burns is a thoughtless cnut, who deserves a good ******* of Barrymore and then should be consigned to prison for a long stretch. With more fistings.

    Even if he doesn't actually have a gorilla coat and was only trying to pllay the "big I am"...feckless cnut...
  8. Turtles' necks, I've got my share :lol:
  9. Listy I would rather lightly grill my Neuticles (see NAAFI) than watch that shoite. You will, however, not that my link was from the slightly more highbrow and politically neutral Dialy Mail (!) but was infact an excuse for a truly superb song

    Burns: Some men hunt for sport,
    Others hunt for food,
    The only thing I'm hunting for,
    Is an outfit that looks good...

    See my vest, see my vest,
    Made from real gorilla chest
    Feel this sweater, there's no better,
    Than authentic Irish setter.

    See this hat, 'twas my cat,
    My evening wear - vampire bat,
    These white slippers are albino
    African endangered rhino.

    Grizzly bear underwear,
    Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
    Beret of poodle, on my noodle
    It shall rest,

    Try my red robin suit,
    It comes one breast or two,
    See my vest, see my vest,
    See my vest.

    Like my loafers? Former gophers -
    It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
    But a greyhound fur tuxedo
    Would be best,

    So let's prepare these dogs,
    Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,
    Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
    Oh please, won't you see my vest
  10. Yes and he should have mown down all those little yappy dogs!

    Although "mowing down" with a pistol is quite hard...
  11. Ok before everyone goes off the deep end aska few questions

    1 how many white gorillas do you see???

    2 how many long haired white gorillas do you see

    3 have you never given a girlfriend a ring, and swore it was a real diamond

    4 if you were in the house and knew Jodi Marsh is a big anti fur supporter would yousay its Gorilla just to p**s her off ???
  12. MSI64

    I think you've hit the nail on the head, Burns just loves the attention, and I've never ever heard of a gorrilla coat before, I reckon if he goes near a naked flame it'll go up in noxious smoke and flames and melt on him.

    Why nobody advised the Minister to confirm the 'Facts' before he launched into his righteous fury and 'full weight' of the law, I'll never know

    On another note Jobbie Marsh is gonna need serious therapy if she's not gonna top herself.

    FAAAACK stop me now I'm discussing Big Brother one the internet !!!! SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD

  13. Shame its not made out of RMP's.......